Gothicbunnyx3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
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Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
DearLord
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
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Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
dadoftheyear
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Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML
mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
badmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
offrampmotel
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Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Wmsys32pr9
United States
Nice family you've got there
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
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Pentium_4 27
7 years old? damn! he's gonna have a beard at 13
bettyc4 26
Kids...they start so young these days
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Bryceps 4
Ahhh.... an early bloomer, that one
babblessquabbles 1
If he's doing that then you obviously need to find out where and when he learned that. It's not funny or cute, such behavior from a 7 ye old is cause for alarm.
Ins0mau 20
Some of us figured it out ourselves...
hemings91 0
Wrong. Masturbation is completely natural, there's just a time and place is all. haha
amsalwajih 0
A little sexually adventurous are we?
lrgenesis 19
It's not illegal just frowned upon
slappinGoodtimes 0
Actually, it's called indecent exposure, which in most states it is, illegal.
Kikatus 2
I started masturbating when I was a kid, too. No-one gave me any ideas, I never saw anyone doing anything sexual, it just felt good. It's normal for kids to do that, and of course they don't know that they shouldn't do it in public, so parents have to tell them. I never did it in public, but my father once almost caught me doing it, and after that I always made sure I was alone when doing it.
tmd4L 7
Your going to be washing alot of towels when he gets older.
brianfantana32 10
It's not??? Crap
mandy45lynn 10
already jacking off at 7? damn!
tdog567 0
Someone's got to tell him
benmec 18
That reminds me of these older girls that would jack me off when I was 7.... ;)
slappinGoodtimes 0
Only in Alabama, and relatives don't count (or shouldn't)