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By Anonymous - 13/03/2020 12:30

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Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
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fjvitt 14

Well, I’ve never really seen a girl masturbating in public....so maybe he’s right???

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newwitch2010 11

Well, it’s good to have goals I suppose.

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newwitch2010 11

Well, it’s good to have goals I suppose.

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fjvitt 14

Well, I’ve never really seen a girl masturbating in public....so maybe he’s right???

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RichardPencil 30

A hand in the crotch is never a good look in public. If he insists that public masturbation is his thing, he's just going to have to stick it out.

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Gubbon 17

There's other methods than the "stick your hands down your pants", you know?

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slowhandjp 16

More easily 🤣

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carrs2154 9

Why does he think girls can ********** in public? That's ridiculous.

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Taurus_ChicKa 36

A 10-year-old should not know what masturbation is, much less be doing it. This whole "gender identifying as opposite gender" thing is getting out of hand.

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Gubbon 17

So many things wrong with that comment.

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samomaha 17

Wow. Just . . . wow. Speechless in the face of complete and utter idiocy.

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WistayShlaio82 13

When I was 10 I was more worried about playing army with my friends using our toy guns and buying all the mouth coloring candy the corner store had on Saturdays

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