Gothicbunnyx3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
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Anonymous
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Oversharing
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
nature
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
DearLord
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Next, on The Jerry Springer Show…
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
dadoftheyear
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Manosphere dumbass
Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML
mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
badmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
offrampmotel
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Wmsys32pr9
United States
Nice family you've got there
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
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Pentium_4 27
7 years old? damn! he's gonna have a beard at 13
bettyc4 26
Kids...they start so young these days
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mikepattonfan 0
I don't see how a four year old would be able to successfully do something like that....
A_dreamer_22 3
Parenting: FAIL. ur child is 7!!! wth is he learning!!!
linkinpark98 23
7? Imagine him when he's older?? XD I can picture it now....0_0
groupleader 7
That is such a fun age...
LovingYouLikeAir 3
Uhh.. 7? That is YOUNG.
thebombdotcom44 6
Geeze!!!! 7 and he's already jacking off?!?!?
sweetzombie88 0
Well lucky you. My cousin is 14 and I have to explain to him on a regular basis it's not ok to harass girls or try to have sex with people who are to young. Also that when he masturbates it needs to be where nobody can see. Also that it's not ok to crap in the basement and fling it and smear it on walls like a freakin monkey.
R3kli3 10
WTF? I started doing this at age 12. Damn, kids nowadays wanna grow up really fast!!
wwwsss 0
Kids are Awesome because they don't care hahahahahaha !!
perdix 29
And this is how so many promising careers in the live **** industry get ruined before they can begin!