Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
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Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
Next, on The Jerry Springer Show…
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
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Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Nice family you've got there
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
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Pentium_4 27
7 years old? damn! he's gonna have a beard at 13
bettyc4 26
Kids...they start so young these days
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hartrum 0
I am 12 and I just started, don't let ur kid watch southpark anymore
pappuyarr 1
Ur son jacks off at 7, what kind of ***** you are, stop ******* random ppl around you infront of him otherwise ur gonna be writing " i had to tell my 8 year old its not ok to bang mommy in the mall "
hamtaro331 0
He is starting early
islander03 5
How do you even get it up at that age? And you're okay with him jacking off? Just not in public? Way too young to be starting
slappinGoodtimes 0
By looking at a picture of you...
redbluegreen 40
Polite was not the word that came to my mind.
lmfb07 0
If you're his father then you've done a good job... If you're mom, blame your husband or baby daddy
salsera13 7
God people on this site are so stupid... For boys (and girls!) of this age and even younger, there is nothing remotely sexual about this act. They don't even know what sexual means. All they know is that touching themselves feels good, so they do it, not knowing it is socially inappropriate or that it is considered sexual. Children have been known to touch themselves this way as young as in their mothers womb. Also, masturbation at this stage does not mean a seven year old is ejaculating; most boys cannot do that until around 12 or 13 years old. This is completely normal, and by telling our children otherwise we are breeding repression and sexual guilt where there should be none. Grow up and read a frickin book, people.
nightowl713 25
Agreed. Doesn't have anything to do with bad parenting. All children are curious at some point, some just earlier than others.
LionHeart_Angel 0
Finally, someone with a brain really does read and comment. Go you!
KatieKupcake4195 9
This reminds me of my childhood xD I would ********** during nap time in like 1st grade and not even know what it was or understand why my teacher told me to stop. All I knew is that it felt good.
j_cat187 19
Well now he knows. When I was 7 I was told to do "it" in my room. I had no clue what I was doing.
alexup24 13
you're doing it wrong(parenting)