Gothicbunnyx3
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Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
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badmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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offrampmotel
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Wmsys32pr9
United States
Nice family you've got there
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
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Pentium_4 27
7 years old? damn! he's gonna have a beard at 13
bettyc4 26
Kids...they start so young these days
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iloveweed69 7
Someone is starting early o_o
etrs 0
He knows what jacking off is??
grannygruber 6
I seriously doubt he was really jacking off. From the time boys are around 2 they play with their package because it feels good but they do not cum. By now he has probably done it a lot around the house and it either goes unnoticed or you have been too lazy to teach him that it is normal, but he needs to do it in his bedroom. Either way, your fault he thinks it is ok in public.
SoultheWolf 19
I highly doubt he was masturbating. Did you know that even in your womb a male baby will play with their package, like any grown man. They move it around as well as their nuts to make it comfortable, and even rub it because it feels good. At his age there is no way he could be masturbating, he hasn't gone through puberty where his hormones kick in. You have had to notice it before and just didn't think anything of it. Instead of confusing him and disgusting him with adult stuff by saying jacking off, you should've just told him its not polite to play with his penis in public, and if he had to do something go to the bathroom.
swedeNix 13
Where did he learn to Jack of in the first place? And does he even understand the meaning of it? Just asking
tj4234 35
wait... it isn't? O_o
xLunaKillzUx 5
Your son is 7 and is jacking off?... uhm... :/.. what do you let him watch??:/
monicadempsy 5
I dont get it, its natural.
pdxtrent 0
There's an astonishing number of medical and childhood development experts on here! Craziness! And welcome to parenting, you've got 11 years to go!
dogpup4 23
Wanking at 7? What the ****?