FML : Today, I was planning to start my fitness regime and lose weight, using the bike that had been lying unused in my garden for the past six months. Tonight,...

Today, I was planning to start my fitness regime and lose weight, using the bike that had been lying unused in my garden for the past six months. Tonight, the bike was stolen from my garden. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By baby shak / Saturday 14 January 2012 07:51 / United States

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By aFreedom127 | 9

#3882108 - Saturday 14 January 2012 12:10

Chase the thief...it will be good exercise.

By Buttsexpirate | 9

#3882115 - Saturday 14 January 2012 12:11

Fucking garden gnomes. Always causing mischief.

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By Pinkanani | 12

#3882094 - Saturday 14 January 2012 12:08

You waited...

EvilPotato | 14

#3882153 - Saturday 14 January 2012 12:17

Sorry OP I need it too. I'll return it in two days.

Keyman1212 | 14

#3882174 - Saturday 14 January 2012 12:22

All I can think of in the situation is "N**** stole my bike!" From that old NES game Punch Out. I'm such a terrible person... :(

dirtroadboy | 7

#3882209 - Saturday 14 January 2012 12:29

Should have put it up properly.

ydi_4_suking | 20

#3882305 - Saturday 14 January 2012 13:01

I guess you just weren't meant to lose any weight

cheerbabe3254 | 4

#3882724 - Saturday 14 January 2012 15:35

Ya OP u can still run or condition!!! Or buy a new bike!

f_my_flip_life | 5

#3882996 - Saturday 14 January 2012 16:22

Running is better than using a bike anyway. No excuses this time, OP!

BrickWalls | 2

#3884462 - Saturday 14 January 2012 22:38

ITS A SIGN!!!

:D!

iamesauce | 4

#3885021 - Sunday 15 January 2012 0:56

What the fuck is a Fitness Regime?

Vegeto30294 | 19

#3885364 - Sunday 15 January 2012 2:05

"Tonight, the bike was stolen"? The bike was stolen in the future?

By aFreedom127 | 9

#3882108 - Saturday 14 January 2012 12:10

Chase the thief...it will be good exercise.

bustub2 | 8

#3882268 - Saturday 14 January 2012 12:45

Hey aFreedom, do you want to play a game where you answer questions with pictures?

aFreedom127 | 9

#3882307 - Saturday 14 January 2012 13:01

Sure

TylerBurden | 21

#3882518 - Saturday 14 January 2012 14:33

Hope she got a razor at home...

aFreedom127 | 9

#3885303 - Sunday 15 January 2012 1:55

Tired of FML deleting my comments!

By TylerBurden | 21

#3882110 - Saturday 14 January 2012 12:10

Doesn't matter, you can still run....

By Buttsexpirate | 9

#3882115 - Saturday 14 January 2012 12:11

Fucking garden gnomes. Always causing mischief.

ICATiger | 13

#3882179 - Saturday 14 January 2012 12:23

Those things freak the hell out of me with their small beady eyes

sheethapins | 13

#3882773 - Saturday 14 January 2012 15:47

Yeah but they offer great travel rates.

By Pentium_4 | 26

#3882128 - Saturday 14 January 2012 12:13

it's been 6 months, and you haven't been using it much? knowing how shitty the economy is, it was bound to happen, but sorry OP

By lishy1311 | 0

#3882135 - Saturday 14 January 2012 12:15

When you want something it always goes missing

By ICATiger | 13

#3882146 - Saturday 14 January 2012 12:16

Maybe next time you won't put it off for so long

By Airman1988 | 9

#3882148 - Saturday 14 January 2012 12:16

I agree that sucks but if your bike being stolen is all it takes to break your motivation to get fit you werent ever that serious anyway. Break out the running shoes and hit the trails.