Gothicbunnyx3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
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Anonymous
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Oversharing
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
nature
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
DearLord
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Next, on The Jerry Springer Show…
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
dadoftheyear
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Manosphere dumbass
Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML
mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
badmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
offrampmotel
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Wmsys32pr9
United States
Nice family you've got there
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
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Pentium_4 27
7 years old? damn! he's gonna have a beard at 13
bettyc4 26
Kids...they start so young these days
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BlAzEtHiS 0
Where'd he learn how to do that? I have a 7 yr old and he doesn't have any idea of what sex is let alone how to **********. And people wonder why babies are having babies these days.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
A lot of the times the reason for that is quite the opposite of what you have stated. If the children are not educated about their bodies at an earlier age, and sheltered from any real sex education as opposed to abstinence-only for 'moral and religious' reasons, they make unwise decisions and end up with STDs and unwanted offspring. I don't see how foolishly preserving the innocence of children is a good idea. You don't have to expose them to **** in order for them to understand their own biology.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
In addition to ignorance, repression will lead to pent-up sexual frustration, intensifying in the child's adolescent years, leading to more rash decisions and undesirable circumstances as a result.
slappinGoodtimes 0
#27 - forgive me if I'm wrong, but I don't think you can have a baby, by choking the chicken.
hartrum 0
Kids have to learn these things it's just how it is today
MineIsBigger 5
no but the girl whos vag the swimmers land in can
TheNinjaBacon 8
At least u think that he doesnt know but u know wat? U never can know for sure because some kids talk about every little thing they hear
DoneItAll 0
Did he learn this from MTV it daddy?
DoneItAll 0
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kickass1stbase 7
Kids at that age are exploring their body. It's not uncommon.
lilbuscus 1
But I'm wondering where he learned that from...
Ins0mau 20
40 - nobody "taught" me how to do it. Sometimes people jut figure it out themselves.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Nobody taught you to chew and swallow your food, or to defecate. You just know, it's called instinct.
jojimugo 20
Monkey see monkey do
abbybailey204 19
Then monkey go pee on you
Goatinsfriend 8
That's a bit young, he's going to be a handful when he gets older.
_BradyBunch_ 7
I don't even think that's possible
SweetlyPsycho 4
If only michael Jackson were alive...he would be watching OP's son day and night offering to jack it off himself!!?
Branflakes78 13
Dude, that's not ******* funny
Colonel_Lexi 18
43-DAFUQ?
SaMmIMonster96 6
Am I the only one that laughed? I am sorry that he is dead but the humor must live on.. :)
5HT2A 5
It's hilarious how age makes such a difference in scenarios like this one. "aw how cute! A little 7 yr old playing with his peepee" as opposed to "oh GOD a 46 yr old man playing with his peepee! MY EYESSS!!!"
zizoooooooo 4
7years old....!!!!!!
anelelabel 6
He probably thought it felt nice and didn't know what it actually was. Hopefully.