Gothicbunnyx3
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Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
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Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
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DearLord
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Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
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badmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Anonymous
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Australia
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offrampmotel
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Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Wmsys32pr9
United States
Nice family you've got there
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
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Pentium_4 27
7 years old? damn! he's gonna have a beard at 13
bettyc4 26
Kids...they start so young these days
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NoKittyMyPotPie 3
It's alright, as long as he doesn't get caught.
ydi_4_suking 20
He kinda already did get caught since they had to tell him to stop
NoKittyMyPotPie 3
Blow me.
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
I haven't even heard of a 10 year old who jacks off!
TheOrangeProon 13
Where would you expect to hear about such things?
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
School maybe? Just a guess..
DjeePee 24
School? Boy, you hear about such things on FML. Therefore, we now all heard about a seven year old who jacks off. I don't know whether OP should be concerned or not. Toddlers explore their private parts in public and eight year olds are able to get an erection. Actually, I'm more worried about the 'in public' part than the masturbation.
TheDrudgeChild 4
61 - Thank you, I'm sick of seeing a taboo on our human instincts. Children as young as 2 or 3 do it simply because it feels good, not because they're corrupted or exposed to sex early.
Hippohighasakite 21
Oh thank God there's intelligent life in this comment section!
MistySky 17
Kids these days amaze me.
d_unsub 12
No parents these days amaze me
Xianthos 2
Such comments amaze me these days!
KMFiredancer 0
The reason kids ********** when they're little (my sister did it) is because they are exploring their bodies. Sex and masturbation have a chemical reaction within you that make it feel "good" so you want to continue. Kids only stop due to societal and parental shaming by telling them it's wrong and that is how they learn not to do it in public. They mother is not at fault, nor is the child for exploring his body. He is curious. Sure, inappropriate place and time, but you can't help that.
greatdanen 6
what a little boss. Diogenes in spe
d_unsub 12
If your 7 year old already knows what jack off his then **** His Life for having such great parents :s
Dimence 9
Is it your parrents fault that you watch ****?
Razzle_Dazzle_5 11
66 it's actually kind of sad how blinded parents are from reality. They think that their child is a angel that has never wanked or smoked. The things that happen at school would scare the living hell out of parents.
VasilisaUzhasnaj 29
Such ignorance is astounding. Unless the parents had a very sheltered childhood, there's no reason for them to believe that all the crazy shit they encountered in school doesn't exist anymore.
d_unsub 12
66 if you started watching **** by the age of 7 then yes is their ******* fault
MurphyS94 4
Agree with 86. Parents aren't oblivious to things that kids do, they're just in denial. They know what's going on, they just choose not to believe that their children would do such things or they choose not to talk about such things. But they know.
bacon1043 3
I didn't even know what that was till I was 12!
Wizardly01 6
Same here!
AmongstTheFaces 5
I didn't know till I was 13 lol
juststoptalking 6
14 :P
ohboyfml22 0
Damn I don't have a cool comment :(
THE_A_TEEN 27
Well, DocBastard's Happy fun center or A_TEEN's Re-education center are open for you to learn the trade of "cool comments". Join now!
Jkolbly 11
Where was he? I feel like he was hiding in the play place at a McDonalds or something like that.
j_cat187 19
He will get an STD in the ball pit if he keeps it up.
PostItSticker 11
Least you can do is give him the "talk" and get that stage in life over with too
ILoveMyXbox 0
If he's talking about doing it in public, that's one thing. If he IS doing it in public, you've got an issue on your hands!
_BradyBunch_ 7
A 7-year old shouldn't be talking about jacking off at all. Or rather, a 7-year old shouldn't even know what that is