Gothicbunnyx3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
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badmom
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Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
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Wmsys32pr9
United States
Nice family you've got there
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
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Pentium_4 27
7 years old? damn! he's gonna have a beard at 13
bettyc4 26
Kids...they start so young these days
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Jordan740 6
Not in public Carlos!
thebassplayer88 2
Thats messed up
Rxoxdx 0
Ummm I have a couple things to say:1. How the hell did he learn to **********.2. Why did u have him around an environment where he could learn it.3. It's called jacking off when u actually cum.4. I didn't start jacking off until I was 11. 5. U need to get him to stop because if police see it u/he could get Into big trouble
CaptainPickles72 18
1. Some kids explore their bodies at an early age, though odd, it's normal. 2. Kids learn the darndest things. 3. No, you know what it is called when you cum... cumming. Jacking off is when you touch yourself for pleasure with the intent of a making yourself ******. 4. No comment, good for you I guess. 5. If the police see him do that in public, they'll probably just tell the parent to keep him under control and give him/her (the parent) some rude looks.
LionHeart_Angel 0
Haha funny thing is, babies have been known to jack off even inside the womb! He knows what feels good
momo1972 3
It's not? Honestly that depends on the company you keep
mrsbieber23 0
What does jack off mean
ajeppsen 25
**********
thedeafgirl 0
How the **** do you whack it at 7 years old???
KrazyKlutzyKali 2
Hmm...starting early?
Ms_Derpette 4
Get em young.
cetlawizard 15
Where in the world would a 7 yr old learn to do that? I knew about sex & had dreams @ that age, but certainly did not fondle myself nor **********....he learned it somewhere...better make sure all your ****(if you have any) is LOCKED UP & then start checking to find out if someone is sexually molesting him...this is serious! You don't need your son growing up to be a serial rapist or predator.
OrigamiProdigy 0
Serial rapist? 0.o