Gothicbunnyx3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
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Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
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badmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Anonymous
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Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
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Australia
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offrampmotel
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Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Wmsys32pr9
United States
Nice family you've got there
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
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Pentium_4 27
7 years old? damn! he's gonna have a beard at 13
bettyc4 26
Kids...they start so young these days
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Comments (248)
MickGold 8
If that's happening at 7, what's to come at 13?! Ha, have fun with that... Also, where the hell did he learn how to do that at 7?! If you taught him, which I doubt and seriously hope u didn't, then YDI a little bit.
lostlove92 4
woooww wat did u let him watch???
alliebaba7 8
He's 7and he does that! Wow u need to teach him manners
vickiilovesyou 0
how does a 7 year old know how to jack off ?! :/ SMFH
Rick_E_Fresh 0
"LOOK AT MY TING TING!"
paom1996 0
Whoa!!! I started when i was 12. But seven? I dont think thats normal at all
xTheSceneQueenxx 0
Little kids touch themselves from an early age. Just make sure he knows he needs to do that in private ;) It's nothing abnormal.
UnluckyDude96 8
Oh like a seven year old can be held responsible for something he obviously learned from inside the household...
Trollin56 0
M.j I'm a girl to so dnt worry!
konstantinos616 17
Your son is seven. And he can jack off. And he has the balls to do it in public. Yea that's normal...