Gothicbunnyx3
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I had to tell my 7 year old-son it's not polite to jack off in public. FML
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Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
Oversharing
Today, my 10-year-old son told me that sometimes he wishes that he could be a girl, so that he could masturbate more easily in public. FML
nature
Today, I had to explain to my 7-year-old son that it's not okay to smell others' "wieners". FML
DearLord
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Next, on The Jerry Springer Show…
Today, I had to explain to my boss that masturbating in public is inappropriate. This isn't the first time this has taken place. FML
dadoftheyear
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Manosphere dumbass
Today, I had to say to my 23-year-old son that it's not a compliment to tell a woman that he wants to jam his cock down her throat. FML
mandm
Brooklyn, United States
Today, I had to explain to my son why it is not okay to slap old women's butts. He's 16. FML
badmom
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I heard my daughter scream at my son through the bathroom door, "Are you jacking off in there or something?" and him scream back at her "Shut up you fucking cunt!" My daughter is 7 and my son is 8. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I had to profusely apologize to a woman after my six year old son decided to crawl between her legs at the supermarket, then look up her skirt and loudly ask why she didn't have any panties on. FML
nycol
Australia
Today, I had to explain to my 18-year-old boyfriend why it is not okay to pee in the pool. FML
offrampmotel
🌶️ Spicy
Today, my 4-year-old son discovered that he really likes masturbating. So much in fact, that he took pictures of it with my phone. FML
Wmsys32pr9
United States
Nice family you've got there
Today, a 7-year-old girl came up to me and told me to go fuck myself. I told her to watch her language or else I'd tell her parents. Her mom happened to be nearby and actually heard the conversation; she came up to me and told me to go fuck myself as well. FML
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Pentium_4 27
7 years old? damn! he's gonna have a beard at 13
bettyc4 26
Kids...they start so young these days
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Comments (248)
amiewithaj 13
A 7 year old shouldn't even know what that is...
mtrrace 4
I didnt even know what a penis was at that age
onorexveritas 23
haha I beat him still lol
KiddNYC1O 20
Woah. I started at like 11 or 12.
_funny_comment_ 0
it's a shame what's happening to our rights nowadays with this younger generation, what ever happened to life, liberty, and the persuit of jacking off?
OrigamiProdigy 0
I would beg to differ that a 7 YEAR OLD KID is masturbating... Especially in public. Like really?!
Sammmy7Rocks 0
Haha 7!!! Like a champ!!
hiphoplive 3
he's really young, it good though your teaching him that.
purebeast75 0
Hahaha! I love everyones special words for masturbating. XD
Barn312009 0
He's a hopeful lil shit