That sinking feeling…

By Anonymous - 06/04/2020 08:00

Today, I went to change the toilet paper roll. I failed. It was the last roll of the "right kind," and my wife is "fine" and "not mad." Let the confinement continue. FML
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This is an example of why I'm very insistent that the lid of the toilet be closed. We close the lid for three reasons: 1. keeps the animals from drinking out of it, 2. helps keep the toilet germs from flying all around the room when it is flushed, 3. I do not enjoy fishing things out that have fallen in.

And this is why I keep the lid down when not in use...

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This is an example of why I'm very insistent that the lid of the toilet be closed. We close the lid for three reasons: 1. keeps the animals from drinking out of it, 2. helps keep the toilet germs from flying all around the room when it is flushed, 3. I do not enjoy fishing things out that have fallen in.

And this is why I keep the lid down when not in use...

^ This. I've never understood why there's arguments about leaving the seat up or down; in my book it's lid (and therefore seat) down when not in use (and I'm a guy btw.)

Why isn’t there any water in the bowl?

Ooo. Tread lightly.

It’s literally toilet paper.. relatively cheap and easy to obtain..your wife sounds awful..