About Bdtm

My picture is of me paintballing at camp. My city isn't actually called Winterpeg, that's just what everybody here calls it because most of the time there's snow here :( I have an amazing girlfriend, whom I've been dating for over a year and 9 months now. I have strong opinions, especially about the law (my father is a police, and has been in the force for about 25 years or so). Most of the time that I'm on FML, I am on my iPod touch, so grammar nazis, calm down. I know how to spell, but it takes a lot longer to do so well on my iPod.

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It's in the can!

Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!

Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

The return of the thumb

You have thumbed 5000 comments.

The thumb strikes back

You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.


You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.

I agree, my mouse works.

200 "I agree" votes is a good start.

YDI Master

You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.


You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.

50 quality comments

Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.

100 kick-ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

One more and it's business time

You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.

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