Your family blows.

I have indeed seen green poo before!

9- picture + comment = yesplz And OP, is this how your family normally communicates with each other...? It's not normal.

Has your mom been eating radio active stuff?

Yeah everytime I eat soylent green I take a monster green dump. Like if I had ate the lucky charms dude and shit him out

37- It is very common for individuals who's diet normally lacks in green vegetables to have green bowel movements when they eat green vegetables.

41: I know! But GREEN poo is different from NEON poo. Neon is shiny

Wow. That's an interesting family situation you have there...

Green is the new black....or brown....

I've seen green poop too, I have an ileostomy so I've seen lots of colors lol! Sorry if TMI

Neon also glows in the dark, 45

Thats what happens eating green grapes all day.

Wow. Your mom sees green shit and thinks of you. She must be really proud of you.

And then....

Maybe she's not the fartsie artsie type. Or is it artsie fartsie? Doesn't matter, I'm just trying to be shitty witty!

OP don't care what your family does or doesn't btw. Thanks for serving your country!!!

I am so glad it is finally 2013!

The bad news is, OP is deployed in the pacific, where there is no enemy fire to run into.

OP didn't say where he/she/it was deployed.

Oh, nvm. Now I see lol

Yeah, I was just thinking that OP probably rushed right out to sign up for another tour.

Isn't North Korea and the DMZ part of the Pacific area? Even if he gets deployed to a peaceful area, he can run at the locals like a madman and be brought down by "friendly fire."

The Navy doesn't deploy to North Korea or the DMZ. He's probably in Hawaii or Japan.

He could be a Marine

The only deployments in the pacific are in Korea. The rest are permanent stations. But even then, you can get stationed Korea.

106- Don't call yourself a CCT if you are doing your AST training. That's like someone calling themselves a doctor while still in college.

I know this is EXTREMELY over-used, but you really do fail.

You just used two overused, trite, stupid commenting gags in the same comment. On a scale of 1 to idiot, you're an idiot.

DocBastard said it. And he's never wrong.

PMeg you need to do something about it. It is beyond your control and it's destroying you. You don't know how close I am to talking to your parents or even his! And if he is suicidal some one needs to tell his parents! Him and I dot get along, but know one should feel like that!

I guess you just wanted to be one of the first to comment. And a shitty comment was all that ou could think of.

92, that's exactly what it was.

I would say dumbass. That's a whole other level.

You made my day

Dammit, now I want a bowl of Fruity Pebbles. That stuff is awesome.

Try skittles, instead. Fruity pebbles is made of the same stuff as fruit loops

You should make a giant sh*t, take a pic of it and send it to ur mom saying "have you ever seen a poo this big!!" bet she'd get a kick outta that

If you eat a glow stick it would stop your heart.

wow..... All I can say to u # 80 is wow, for taken the fun outta a great joke Just, wow.....

Or fruity pebbles, fruit loops, etc.

or Nyan Cat

or Kryptonite

Finally, it took for-*******-ever to find someone to actually thank this guy for military service. My grandfather is out in Afghanistan and there is nothing like being able to contact home. I thank you sir for serving our country. God bless and be safe!