By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 14:49 - United States - Clemmons

Today, I had to explain to my pregnant friend that her plan to get drunk and get a tattoo needed to wait at least 8 months. She then went out for a smoke to calm down. FML
I agree, your life sucks 55 641
You deserved it 4 239

Same thing different taste

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I wonder how many guys she'll drunkenly try to convince are the father.

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HowAreYouToday 34

on the bright side she might miscarry

@17 Eh, agree with 16. It would be better than her raising a child.

16: You'd rather have a child die than possibly have a mediocre mother raising it?

I think they're saying that if she can't take care of it while it's inside her How is she going to take care of it after it's born.

jessel_ladd92 1

There are always adoption centers and very loving foster families. How could you possibly want an innocent child to die because of a stupid mother?

HowAreYouToday 34

I'm saying that not only will the mother be less than adequate, but the child will most likely be sickly from all the teratogenic substances the moyher ingested. It's better if he wasn't born suffering.

RedPillSucks 31

A mother who smokes/drinks during pregnancy will increase the chances of genetic issues with the baby, but it's not an automatic thing. The predicted horrors of crack/cocaine babies never really materialized as people were predicting in the 80's crack epidemic. Don't automatically condemn the child. I agree with the people advocating for adoption rather than some abortive procedure. Not sure why they're being thumbed down.

Llama_Face89 33

34- frankly, yes. At least the child wouldn't suffer being raised by this woman or end up adding to the already obscenely large number of children in foster homes and orphanages..

Before I get thumbed down for being an idiot please let me know why she can't get a tattoo I understand why she can't drink and all.

Casseopeia 21

Depending on where she gets it, the skin will stretch and distort the tattoo.

Obviously when you're pregnant, you shouldn't be drinking because it can induce Fetal Alcohol Syndrome, which is not a good thing at all. As far as the tattoo goes, I think it would have to be something to do with the fact you are basically injecting ink into your skin and possibly your bloodstream. Since a blood supply is shared between mother and child, it's probably not the best idea to do it.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Getting a tattoo can be really stressful on your body as well. Just think about how your CNS deals with you accidentally getting a cut, now imagine a needle going in and out of your skin at a high RPM for an hour. Don't be afraid to ask questions, it doesn't make you look like an idiot

RedPillSucks 31

Unfortunately "common knowledge" and "common sense" don't always coincide.

My mom did crack while she was pregnant with me. :D Guess who's ****** up?

#82, she obviously doesn't have either.

All it takes to become a parent is *******. Even plumbers need a certificate. Kind of a sad when you think about it.

Since I can't think of anything original I will insult your unoriginality. This is one of the most overused comments ever

P_M95 8

Award for greatest parent goes to...

perdix 29

#28, and Dina Lohan breathes a huge sigh of relief as her "winning" streak ends.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

I know you guys are joking but I actually feel bad for those kids. Living life with creepy mother ******* trying to catch you screwing up. You can't go out and have careless fun because whatever you do is going to end up in that weeks tabloids. The parents aren't the ones to blame, same as the loving supportive parents who raise their kid as great as anyone could, yet their kid turns into a crack addict or shoots up a school. Can you imagine living through life wondering what you did so wrong to have your child turn out like that? It's ******* depressing.

Woww, took a min for the reality of the situation to hit me; that's terrible. Fhchilds life

These kind of people shouldn't be able to reproduce.

kristabelli 19

Eff that baby's life, really...

Time to grow up I guess.. She wanted this without even knowing what she was up for???

Might as well. Any other person would do better than a preggo smoker.

Omfgitsmia 15
bella_bunz0415 10

Please tell me she's looking into adoption

fucMyLifeSoHard 18

Adoption won't help if the baby is seriously deformed or dead.

those kind of people shouldn't be parents