Gross

By Anonymous - 05/02/2017 22:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I discovered why the toilet seat is often sticky in the morning. My husband is too lazy to lift the seat, instead opting to pee all over it and sleepily wipe it down with loo paper if he notices a splash. He doesn't see why it's a problem since he 'cleans' it. FML
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Seeya55 31

This is when you eat something that dries sticky and put your hands on his steering wheel. Wipe it with a napkin, cause that'll be clean! Or use his toothbrush to clean it? Seriously though, talk to him about it more. Tell him you'd prefer to not sit on dried piss, as I'm almost positive he wouldn't either if you worded it disgustingly enough!

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GhostFox 33

Buy wipes, and tell him to use them, or that he's going to be giving the toilet a full cleaning every day, since he hasn't bothered to house break himself.

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Seeya55 31

This is when you eat something that dries sticky and put your hands on his steering wheel. Wipe it with a napkin, cause that'll be clean! Or use his toothbrush to clean it? Seriously though, talk to him about it more. Tell him you'd prefer to not sit on dried piss, as I'm almost positive he wouldn't either if you worded it disgustingly enough!

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Youre_A_Pussy 19

First time I heard anyone call tp loo paper

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Moerighan 23

I'm more concerned why your husband's pee is sticky.

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Seeya55 31

If it's in the morning, it probably isn't completely dry as she'd be right after him. I have two young boys, pee can be tacky if there's large droplets!

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my2centsworth 15

Sticky pee can be an indication of diabetes.

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pjsr 32

Tell him he should aim to please you

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GhostFox 33

Buy wipes, and tell him to use them, or that he's going to be giving the toilet a full cleaning every day, since he hasn't bothered to house break himself.

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Catdragon 40

put the complete lid down and see if he likes that!

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Catdragon 40

or how about you get a lock and key for the bathroom? he'll have to ask for it every time he needs to go. that should teach him.

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crudeandrudeguy 29

The truly sad part is the slight effort he does make puts him ahead of 90% of men...

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