FML : Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside...

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Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By justfat / Thursday 12 March 2009 00:04 / United States

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By OperationNicole_fml | 0

#27436 - Thursday 12 March 2009 02:39

Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.

By Xinxinix | 0

#27451 - Thursday 12 March 2009 02:43

Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.

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By OperationNicole_fml | 0

#27436 - Thursday 12 March 2009 02:39

Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.

By Sonic_Rocker | 0

#27445 - Thursday 12 March 2009 02:42

Every time I see an FML like this, I laugh and then feel sorry. So again. HAHA. Sorry to hear that, that sucks.

By Kingrayer | 0

#27447 - Thursday 12 March 2009 02:42

wow that sucks,

By Xinxinix | 0

#27451 - Thursday 12 March 2009 02:43

Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.

By RHK_fml | 0

#27452 - Thursday 12 March 2009 02:43

Case in point, why some people should think before they speak. Sorry to hear it. #2 I lol'd at first too.

By yeahreally | 6

#27459 - Thursday 12 March 2009 02:45

ahh the hilarity at strangers who assume and then look dumb...lol

By alex_vik | 0

#27464 - Thursday 12 March 2009 02:47

What #6 said. If you look pregnant and aren't, you should probably lose some weight.

suxs4ulol | 22

#3517789 - Monday 31 October 2011 06:02

some people just have a big belly, but r really skinny, like me!

Bradley_Dillon | 39

#5904306 - Friday 4 April 2014 12:16

Having a big stomach means you're not skinny...

By whatsarahsaid | 0

#27466 - Thursday 12 March 2009 02:47

Every post like this reminds me of what I heard about assuming someone is pregnant: "Unless you clearly see a hand or something coming out of a woman's vagina, never congratulate a woman for her pregnancy."