Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
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OperationNicole_fml
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Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.
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Xinxinix
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Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.
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OperationNicole_fml
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Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.
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Sonic_Rocker
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Every time I see an FML like this, I laugh and then feel sorry.
So again.
HAHA.
Sorry to hear that, that sucks.
So again.
HAHA.
Sorry to hear that, that sucks.
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Kingrayer
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wow that sucks,
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Xinxinix
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Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.
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RHK_fml
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Case in point, why some people should think before they speak. Sorry to hear it. #2 I lol'd at first too.
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yeahreally
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ahh the hilarity at strangers who assume and then look dumb...lol
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alex_vik
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What #6 said.
If you look pregnant and aren't, you should probably lose some weight.
If you look pregnant and aren't, you should probably lose some weight.
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suxs4ulol
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some people just have a big belly, but r really skinny, like me!
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Bradley_Dillon
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Having a big stomach means you're not skinny...
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whatsarahsaid
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Every post like this reminds me of what I heard about assuming someone is pregnant: "Unless you clearly see a hand or something coming out of a woman's vagina, never congratulate a woman for her pregnancy."
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NinjaToaster
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Try eating a salad
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divagirl07
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Screw that, I'm sure you're beautiful.