By justfat - 12/03/2009 00:04 - United States

Today, I was standing on a balcony smoking a cigarette when I noticed a woman giving me strange looks. When I put the cigarette out and went to walk inside she said "You shouldn't smoke while you're pregnant." I'm not pregnant. FML
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Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.

Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.

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Well, at least you won't ever stand on a bus.

Every time I see an FML like this, I laugh and then feel sorry. So again. HAHA. Sorry to hear that, that sucks.

wow that sucks,

Think of it this way, if you look like you're pregnant, you can get away with more stuff. Like yelling at people through the Drive-Thru at McDonalds or something.

Case in point, why some people should think before they speak. Sorry to hear it. #2 I lol'd at first too.

ahh the hilarity at strangers who assume and then look dumb...lol

What #6 said. If you look pregnant and aren't, you should probably lose some weight.

some people just have a big belly, but r really skinny, like me!

Having a big stomach means you're not skinny...

Every post like this reminds me of what I heard about assuming someone is pregnant: "Unless you clearly see a hand or something coming out of a woman's vagina, never congratulate a woman for her pregnancy."

Try eating a salad

Screw that, I'm sure you're beautiful.