By Anonymous - 22/11/2013 20:51 - United States - Lake Stevens

Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
I agree, your life sucks 43 227
You deserved it 3 642

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I mean, I kind of expect it. Monopoly ruins relationships.

You should get back at him by sending envelopes to his address full of Thank You cards with monopoly money inside...

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I mean, I kind of expect it. Monopoly ruins relationships.

this bad? I mean, it probably required a lot of effort and planning on ops dads part

Life's a beach.. He really brought that one home to ya, huh?

I FUCKING HATE IT WHEN MY MOM GETS PARK PLACE!!! Gahhhhh

To be fair, #23, a lot of construction companies are often willing to deliver waste materials like dirt/sand for free. Otherwise, they have to pay to dump the materials at a landfill or someplace similar. To the OP: call a few tree-cutting companies in the area and ask them to dump a couple yards of mulch on your dad's driveway. Two can play at this game.

23- Well, OP shouldn't have taken Boardwalk. OPs dad really wanted it. It was totally justifiable to dump a truckload of sand on someone's driveway for that. (sarcasm for all you humorless folk)

Atleast it wasn't with your boyfriend and best friend and your boyfriend got so mad he said he cheated on you with your best friend last night..

That was far to direct, exhaling.

Its almost as bad as the uno draw four

That is awesome

I would be pissed, personally.

Me too 11, I hate losing at monopoly more than anything.

How do those Parker Brothers sleep at night?

On their piles of money. Although that wouldn't be very sanitary.

Doesn't matter got money

You should get back at him by sending envelopes to his address full of Thank You cards with monopoly money inside...

That's an awesome idea #5. I'm going to turn to you should I ever need a revenge plan!

If he ever needs money, give him all Monopoly dollars and then ask why he's upset.

Or better yet: sand dollars

flood his drive way with monopoly money

Time to grab a shovel

You should take a dump in his driveway

That will really show him.

I mean, I guess that's a good method of revenge if you're eight years old. Or a wild animal.

look at his profile picture, he is eight years old

he sure acts it

"oh no a dump on my drive way, must definitely be my 30 year old son/daughter getting revenge."

No I think the fact you didn't let him be the thimble factored more into to it

It's definitely time for a dead fish under the seat of his vehicle.

That is easy to find. Get stinky cheese or shrimp, stick it in the vents. But that is mean and probably taking it too far.

glitter in the vents!!

crack an egg into the radiator... maybe not such a good idea if you ever want to hear from him again though

Go to your local seafood market and buy some fish. Everyday put a piece of it under eaxh floor mat of his car. Slowly but surely, the stank shall grow.