Today, my father took revenge on me for bankrupting him in a game of Monopoly. His revenge consisted of having a truckload of sand dumped in my driveway while I was at work. FML
To be fair, #23, a lot of construction companies are often willing to deliver waste materials like dirt/sand for free. Otherwise, they have to pay to dump the materials at a landfill or someplace similar.
To the OP: call a few tree-cutting companies in the area and ask them to dump a couple yards of mulch on your dad's driveway. Two can play at this game.
23- Well, OP shouldn't have taken Boardwalk. OPs dad really wanted it. It was totally justifiable to dump a truckload of sand on someone's driveway for that. (sarcasm for all you humorless folk)
Go to your local seafood market and buy some fish. Everyday put a piece of it under eaxh floor mat of his car. Slowly but surely, the stank shall grow.