Today, I learned that when a heavily-pregnant friend asks about my progress with the baby socks I promised to knit, it's rather unwise to tell her, "Not to worry, we're set even if it comes out with a few feet too many." She's still crying. FML
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shutupmichaela
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I agree, your life socks. (Anyone? No? I'll let myself out.)
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AnOriginalName
| 19
Just walk away, OP. Just walk away.
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chris4u2nv5
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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michaelaranda
| 28
Rascist.
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michaelaranda
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Too many negative votes, comment buried.
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michaelaranda
| 28
Oh damn.
I misspelled believe. Im going to stop commenting now.
I misspelled believe. Im going to stop commenting now.
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The_9th_Doctor
| 18
lmao. thanks for that.
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ADOG2645
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Lol, the comment that says he will stop us the one that gets upvoted.
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AnOriginalName
| 19
Just walk away, OP. Just walk away.
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K410
| 18
Geez looks like even women don't understand women lol.
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rocker_chick105
| 31
Men don't understand women. Women understand women and that's why we hate each other.
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starile
| 19
Women see the stupid shit women write about other women on FML. And then they cry some more.
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shutupmichaela
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I agree, your life socks. (Anyone? No? I'll let myself out.)
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AnOriginalName
| 19
It was good pun until that whole "I'll let myself out" thing.
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Ziggyboo
| 10
Yeah, I agree, 7. 3's fame is feeting! Eh? Eh?
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CallMeMcFeelii
| 13
She just got caught up in the feet of the moment, as most pregnant women do. Don't worry OP she toes you meant well. Good luck on the socks.
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The_9th_Doctor
| 18
Booo. get off the stage.
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Jake_Hale
| 7
LOL oh my gosh so funny!
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threer
| 30
LOL oh my gosh we noticed!
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JasonUMN
| 15
She's just overly emotional because of the baby- she'll get over it soon enough and be grateful for your knitting.
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bluehero
| 17
That's an odd way to tell her you've knitted plenty of socks lol
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worldclassrager
| 39
Are you referencing to twins?
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Ziggyboo
| 10
No. To a birth defect that would cause one baby to have more than two feet.
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worldclassrager
| 39
Ah...I would remove my comment if I could...
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RedPillSucks
| 31
Well, that would have been a good save for OP if she had thought of it.
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SlapAndTickle
| 20
I'm assuming 'heavily pregnant'
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worldclassrager
| 39
That's true...too late I would think...
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rvnclwprfct731
| 13
Ahhh. Pregnancy hormones.
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thehumanlyhuman
| 7
Pregnancy is just puberty making an encore appearance for 9 months. Gotta be ready for anything!
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laya_fml
| 26
Octopus baby?
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BluKatz
| 11
Hentai.
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misscalimar
| 10
Lol same thought ^
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RoboCunnilingus
| 23
Stewie.
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SMHsohard
| 22
Considering she said "heavily pregnant" my first thought would have been more along the lines of Shetland pony or Great Dane.
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rosenkrieger223
| 21
Octopus baby gives a whole new meaning to the octo-mom thing.
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Henge
| 6
well... gotta be prepared for all possibilities
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MikaykayUnicorn
| 36
DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD YOU MADE ME LAUGH? I THOUGHT I WAS DYING
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FimogenFeels
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It's probably her hormones. Sorry OP!
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Pstraka6
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That would not cross my mind to even say that, but I would try to make it up to her with some gloves possibly, minus the fact that you'd be set even if it had a 'few extra hands'