FML : Today, I learned that when a heavily-pregnant friend asks about my progress with the baby socks I promised to knit, it's rather unwise to tell her, "Not...

Today, I learned that when a heavily-pregnant friend asks about my progress with the baby socks I promised to knit, it's rather unwise to tell her, "Not to worry, we're set even if it comes out with a few feet too many." She's still crying. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Demotivation - / Friday 23 August 2013 14:12 / Germany

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By shutupmichaela | 18

#5640382 - Friday 23 August 2013 18:43

I agree, your life socks. (Anyone? No? I'll let myself out.)

By AnOriginalName | 19

#5640381 - Friday 23 August 2013 18:43

Just walk away, OP. Just walk away.

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By chris4u2nv5 | 19

#5640377 - Friday 23 August 2013 18:42

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

michaelaranda | 28

#5640461 - Friday 23 August 2013 19:23

Rascist.

michaelaranda | 28

#5640466 - Friday 23 August 2013 19:24

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

michaelaranda | 28

#5640469 - Friday 23 August 2013 19:26

Oh damn.

I misspelled believe. Im going to stop commenting now.

The_9th_Doctor | 18

#5640543 - Friday 23 August 2013 20:08

lmao. thanks for that.

ADOG2645 | 17

#6601085 - Monday 9 May 2016 14:36

Lol, the comment that says he will stop us the one that gets upvoted.

By AnOriginalName | 19

#5640381 - Friday 23 August 2013 18:43

Just walk away, OP. Just walk away.

K410 | 18

#5640562 - Friday 23 August 2013 20:19

Geez looks like even women don't understand women lol.

rocker_chick105 | 31

#5640776 - Saturday 24 August 2013 0:21

Men don't understand women. Women understand women and that's why we hate each other.

starile | 19

#5640946 - Saturday 24 August 2013 3:23

Women see the stupid shit women write about other women on FML. And then they cry some more.

By shutupmichaela | 18

#5640382 - Friday 23 August 2013 18:43

I agree, your life socks. (Anyone? No? I'll let myself out.)

AnOriginalName | 19

#5640389 - Friday 23 August 2013 18:45

It was good pun until that whole "I'll let myself out" thing.

Ziggyboo | 10

#5640445 - Friday 23 August 2013 19:17

Yeah, I agree, 7. 3's fame is feeting! Eh? Eh?

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5640451 - Friday 23 August 2013 19:19

She just got caught up in the feet of the moment, as most pregnant women do. Don't worry OP she toes you meant well. Good luck on the socks.

The_9th_Doctor | 18

#5640544 - Friday 23 August 2013 20:09

Booo. get off the stage.

Jake_Hale | 7

#5640681 - Friday 23 August 2013 22:03

LOL oh my gosh so funny!

threer | 30

#5640816 - Saturday 24 August 2013 1:23

LOL oh my gosh we noticed!

By JasonUMN | 15

#5640383 - Friday 23 August 2013 18:43

She's just overly emotional because of the baby- she'll get over it soon enough and be grateful for your knitting.

By bluehero | 17

#5640385 - Friday 23 August 2013 18:43

That's an odd way to tell her you've knitted plenty of socks lol

By worldclassrager | 39

#5640388 - Friday 23 August 2013 18:45

Are you referencing to twins?

Ziggyboo | 10

#5640448 - Friday 23 August 2013 19:19

No. To a birth defect that would cause one baby to have more than two feet.

worldclassrager | 39

#5640463 - Friday 23 August 2013 19:24

Ah...I would remove my comment if I could...

RedPillSucks | 31

#5640536 - Friday 23 August 2013 20:06

Well, that would have been a good save for OP if she had thought of it.

SlapAndTickle | 20

#5640575 - Friday 23 August 2013 20:28

I'm assuming 'heavily pregnant'

worldclassrager | 39

#5823319 - Friday 10 January 2014 19:14

That's true...too late I would think...

By rvnclwprfct731 | 13

#5640393 - Friday 23 August 2013 18:46

Ahhh. Pregnancy hormones.

thehumanlyhuman | 7

#5641058 - Saturday 24 August 2013 4:52

Pregnancy is just puberty making an encore appearance for 9 months. Gotta be ready for anything!

By laya_fml | 26

#5640394 - Friday 23 August 2013 18:46

Octopus baby?

BluKatz | 11

#5640434 - Friday 23 August 2013 19:10

Hentai.

misscalimar | 10

#5640452 - Friday 23 August 2013 19:19

Lol same thought ^

RoboCunnilingus | 23

#5640488 - Friday 23 August 2013 19:36

Stewie.

SMHsohard | 22

#5640568 - Friday 23 August 2013 20:24

Considering she said "heavily pregnant" my first thought would have been more along the lines of Shetland pony or Great Dane.

rosenkrieger223 | 21

#5640730 - Friday 23 August 2013 22:53

Octopus baby gives a whole new meaning to the octo-mom thing.

Henge | 6

#5640752 - Friday 23 August 2013 23:32

well... gotta be prepared for all possibilities

MikaykayUnicorn | 36

#5641002 - Saturday 24 August 2013 4:22

DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD YOU MADE ME LAUGH? I THOUGHT I WAS DYING

By FimogenFeels | 14

#5640395 - Friday 23 August 2013 18:46

It's probably her hormones. Sorry OP!

By Pstraka6 | 20

#5640398 - Friday 23 August 2013 18:48

That would not cross my mind to even say that, but I would try to make it up to her with some gloves possibly, minus the fact that you'd be set even if it had a 'few extra hands'