Intimacy: Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It...

By medstudent - 04/02/2009 21:24 - United States

Today, it was the first time I ever saw a vagina in person. It was during medical school training on how to do a pelvic exam. FML

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By RevolutionLove - 10/12/2010 17:09 - United States

Today, at a gynecologist's appointment, I was privileged to have 7 co-ed nursing students stare at my vagina for 25 minutes as part of their training. At one point the doctor apologized for having to "open me up more than usual", but said she wanted everyone to get a good view. FML

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By Username - 21/08/2011 09:59 - United States

Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2009 21:40 - United States

Today, for the first time ever, a woman saw my penis. I am 30 years old. The woman was my doctor. She snorted to cover a laugh and apologized. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2013 18:27 - United States - Westerville

Today, my fiancé had to perform his first prostate exam. He told me he was quite nervous about it, so I reminded him that he did fine on his first pelvic exam last month. His response: "Yeah, but I've had my hands up plenty of vaginas already." FML

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By A troubled ex med school student - 06/02/2013 03:08 - United States - Dublin

Today, I attended my first surgery as part of my program at med school. I found out that when I see someone's intestines, I vomit. Even if I'm still wearing a surgical mask. There goes the thousands of dollars I spent on college. FML

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By welp24 - 28/10/2018 03:00

Today, at the age of 25, for the first time in my life, I was lying mostly naked in front of a man while he was inserting something in my body. Too bad that man was a doctor and that thing was a colonoscopy. FML

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By uni life - 15/05/2012 08:08 - Australia - Perth

Today, whilst working in a pharmacy, I was given the pleasure of listening to an old lady share the details of what she sticks up her vagina. FML

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By ERnightmare - 02/08/2018 21:00 - United States - Long Beach

Today, I was lucky to have an extremely attractive doctor operating on me. This would have been great had he not been removing a foreign object from my vagina after an ill-fated masturbation session. FML

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By IHaveThePower - 19/11/2021 11:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, I found out the test for a yeast infection is a vaginal exam. I've never had a deeper understanding of my own asexuality than in the moment a stranger, with another stranger as a chaperone, was poking at my intimate parts while I couldn't see what was going on. FML

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By JulietMarie - 10/10/2014 19:12 - United States - Baldwinsville

Today, I got my first compliment in over a year. It was from my gynecologist, saying I have a beautiful cervix. FML

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Saturday 7 March 2009 7:19

its ok dude just because all these ppl have WAY too muchh experience doesnt mean something is wrong with you ur cool :D

Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 13:27

You should go to a strip club.

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Dr_Phil 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 13:27

You should go to a strip club.

greenman_fml 0

Thursday 5 February 2009 20:12

so you've never seen yours. pussy

TheApocalypse 5

Thursday 21 June 2012 22:05

OP is a guy.

emainiac 0

Friday 6 February 2009 2:50

Drawing class at my $26k a year school. FML

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Tuesday 17 February 2009 12:59

this is why EVERYONE should remember...."if it feels like more than two fingers...it's probably a dick"

Kulawend 0

Wednesday 18 February 2009 0:03

*Heavy sigh/shakes head* Epic fail

Eir_fml 1

Friday 20 February 2009 1:51

I... wouldn't be entirely surprised if this happens to be in a few years.

Eir_fml 1

Friday 20 February 2009 1:54

erm. I meant "me". too late to edit.

tux_fml 0

Friday 20 February 2009 2:18

that's awesome hahahahahaha wait till you do your OB rotation and see their vag wrip to their ass hole, yummy!

Bluelake3 0

Monday 23 February 2009 9:28

thats a little sad....

Gio_fml 6

Wednesday 25 February 2009 3:55

Get a girl dude.

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