By ManinBlack - 14/09/2011 01:30 - Canada

Today, after months of looking forward to my new fencing lessons and speculating endlessly about the people who might be in my class, I went to my first lesson. I was the only one who showed up. FML
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azcardinals1307 2

Well, at least you'll be the top student right?

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Bill3485 3

and the worst student. things just got pessimistic up in here.

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azcardinals1307 2

Well, at least you'll be the top student right?

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Bill3485 3

and the worst student. things just got pessimistic up in here.

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CareFace 16

Damn pessimist... All negative and such..

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bubblekitty 1

My dad used to tell me -> A pessimist says "it can't get worse" to which an optimistic person replies "oh yes it can!" sarcastic dry joke. O_o Keep your head up u will be able to understand stuff better if all the attention is on u.

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hypnotiq_trini 0

Well, on the bright side it's like getting private lessons...without paying extra :)

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enonymous 8

I started to read the FML and i thought it said I was looking forward to my new feces... I was slightly aroused not gonna lie. Ultimately I read it again and was disappointed

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nigrice 0

Cool story 26. How insightful of you to share that with us

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dre_bro11 12

46, there's a please for people like you. I don't know where, but there is - and it's not here. Hello, and hopefully goodbye.

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FarSide 22

But remember... if you ever get hurt by fencing with yourself, it will be a BIG FML and a YDI.

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rallets 22

your only choice now is to fence yourself

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yourlifesfucked 0

26 FTW. dry humor!

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pfx2_fml 15

Grow a pair and find a real sport.

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stephan18 23

Grow a pair and stop smoking weed. Nice Monster stickers on your phone, that's so phresh!

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alpaquette91 9

Lol three topics... One comment >_< .

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pfx2_fml 15

Stop being a little bitch

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pfx2_fml 15

Stop being a little bitch

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reddawn85 8

Stop trying to be an Internet tough guy, pussy.

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SnowFlakeInAK 7

Why don't you grow a pair and get a: 1.) Hair cut 2.) New hat 3.) Photo... Theses myspace bathroom pics are SO 5 years ago! 4.) A life so you're not such a damn pathetic whiner!

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nitram0606 0

He really is a whiney bitch. You know when you see someone and just seeing their 'douchebaggery' makes you want to beat their face in with a claw-hammer, you're that person.

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nigrice 0

Yeah awesome photo bro did your boyfriend help you with the angle of your hat?

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nitram0606 0

He sort of looks like a gay Justin Bieber -- Implying that he makes Justin bieber look straight --

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mrahhhhh 21

#6: From the little I know of you, I am almost certain you stand for everything I don't. It's safe to assume that if I ever met you in real life, I would hate you with such a raw energy that anyone could feel it coming off me, and I would sell you out in a heartbeat, even if I had nothing to gain, just to see you in agony, because every time I get a douchebag into serious shit s/he deserves, mrahhhhh smiles and adds an estimated month to his lifespan.

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BB_ava 0

6, an elite kendo practitioner could probably destroy any elite guy from a sport you call 'a real sport'

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otb113 7

From the looks of his picture, this fat **** shouldn't be talking about sports.

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otb113 7

Oh and thank you #35. Not only did you serve in the armed forces, but you shut assholes like this up.

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the_ace1337 0

I want in on this! Uh I fart in your general direction! Yeah that's my best insult :3

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Wdgames 0

This may be one of the most beautiful mass trollings ever.

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pfx2_fml 15

All of you are here talking shit about my picture yet none of you have a picture of yourself on here, but if talking shit about other people online makes you feel better about your body then go right ahead.

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pfx2_fml 15

All of you are here talking shit about my picture yet none of you have a picture of yourself on here, but if talking shit about other people online makes you feel better about your body then go right ahead.

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bratprince 0

Why are you replying ? Never reply when you're getting thrashed, just take it and comment somewhere else.

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otb113 7

"Tubby mad, tubby feel picked on :("

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Lightbulb830 4

You should probably just attempt fencing, that might make you less of a bitch. Most likely not, but your boyfriend would enjoy your tighter asshole. Make sure to squeeze it.

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graped112 5

#26 - And why the **** is an ex-marine on this site telling a ******* 15/16 year old kid off? Go do something productive you ******* ******...

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pfx2_fml 15

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nitram0606 0

You're the little bitch. I find it amazing the kind of douchebags that try to defend the smoking of weed. I couldn't care less either way when it comes to weed; however, having morons like you as the inadvertent "face" of the pro-weed campaign really discredits the movement.

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CareFace 16

Damn pessimist.. All negative and such...

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awesomeooo3 0

Yeah, on the positive side, one on one lessons with the teacher. They usually cost more than group lessons.

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alpaquette91 9

Look on the bright side, you will always win... By default :/.... But it will be a win!

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joanikens 18

more one on one time with the teacher lol

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Lightbulb830 4

Wouldn't they cancel the class because there is not enough people? Just wondering.

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RA661 8

Somethings just aren't as popular as before, bro.

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RA661 8

Some things* Auto-correct, I disapprove.

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