FML : Today, the district manager visited. Also today, I got called into the office to talk about "personal hygiene". The assistant store manager asked me if...

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Today, the district manager visited. Also today, I got called into the office to talk about "personal hygiene". The assistant store manager asked me if I had some kind of medical problem and advised me to shower regularly because my co-workers have been making comments. FML

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By S - / Wednesday 23 November 2016 21:14 /

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By liinkinparkfan97 | 34

#6717485 - Tuesday 29 November 2016 5:14

Personal hygiene is an important priority when you work with and are around other people. Hopefully this was just a terrible joke or something on your coworkers part, then FYL. If not then YDI for not keeping your personal hygiene up to work standards.

By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6717480 - Tuesday 29 November 2016 5:01

Hygiene is important when it comes to being around people. No one should be exposed to unpleasant smells, especially, in the workplace. This can be either a YDI (Bathe!), or an FYL if your coworkers are being deliberate douches.

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By StormfrontX33_fml | 24

#6717480 - Tuesday 29 November 2016 5:01

Hygiene is important when it comes to being around people. No one should be exposed to unpleasant smells, especially, in the workplace. This can be either a YDI (Bathe!), or an FYL if your coworkers are being deliberate douches.

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RichardPencil | 26

#6717489 - Tuesday 29 November 2016 5:33

Deliberate douches!! Good one!

Great French-English pun!!!

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tibtak_fml | 10

#6717711 - Tuesday 29 November 2016 21:25

"Douche" means "shower" in French. Come on, that was funny!

By JestrRulz | 12

#6717481 - Tuesday 29 November 2016 5:01

Sooooo do you have a medical problem?

By species4872 | 19

#6717483 - Tuesday 29 November 2016 5:09

Get your cat to piss in your handbag.

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Earl_KarmasBitch | 28

#6717554 - Tuesday 29 November 2016 9:15

Not sure why you're getting so heavily downvoted. The comment is both a reference to an earlier FML and a solution to the problem (You can claim that was the smell).

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QueenEWe | 6

#6717799 - Wednesday 30 November 2016 4:37

Despite the down votes I thought this was funny since it referenced a previous FML.

By liinkinparkfan97 | 34

#6717485 - Tuesday 29 November 2016 5:14

Personal hygiene is an important priority when you work with and are around other people. Hopefully this was just a terrible joke or something on your coworkers part, then FYL. If not then YDI for not keeping your personal hygiene up to work standards.

By jayennachristine | 23

#6717492 - Tuesday 29 November 2016 5:34

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By Kira1965 | 23

#6717494 - Tuesday 29 November 2016 5:43

Too many negative votes, comment buried. Show the comment

By MeowMixBitch | 6

#6717495 - Tuesday 29 November 2016 5:57

Literally the same thing happened to me at my old job, and I'm very clean and stuff. And I never get a complaint at my new job.

By wmayrhofer | 14

#6717496 - Tuesday 29 November 2016 6:00

The Nose knows!

By Selene1090 | 23

#6717503 - Tuesday 29 November 2016 6:15

Personal hygiene is important for more reasons than just being around people. Its unhealthy to have a lack of good hygiene.

By corky1992 | 33

#6717518 - Tuesday 29 November 2016 7:17

If you do shower regularly then i suggest maybe getting a stronger deodorant.

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