On a promise

By cuz803 - 12/08/2022 00:00

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Today, after 2.5 years of being single, I locked eyes with a cute girl. We were the same height at 6'1 so we joked that if we had a baby, it'd be huge. After some flirting, roughhousing, and making out, she gave me her number, and told me to bring condoms to her place. Then I woke up. FML
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Go to her house and play it off like all that really happened. Maybe she'll be caught so off guard, you'll get some action and start on that giant baby of yours.

I can see the Tinder ad: 6'1'' guy looking for his own Brienne of Tarth so I can finally see eye to eye with my beloved. Will you be the Fiona to my Shrek?

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Go to her house and play it off like all that really happened. Maybe she'll be caught so off guard, you'll get some action and start on that giant baby of yours.

I can see the Tinder ad: 6'1'' guy looking for his own Brienne of Tarth so I can finally see eye to eye with my beloved. Will you be the Fiona to my Shrek?

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