Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
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NabbdjuretPerry
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Your eyes are going to be drunk!
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EvilPotato
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I see what you did there.
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HowAreYouToday
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You can still see? Even with your "drunk eyes"? :D amazing
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Felix_Felicis15
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Sorry to burst your bubble, 3, but rubbing alcohol isn't the same as drinking alcohol. You can die from ingesting just a little rubbing alcohol.
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Helmut Arias Rodriguez
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r/wooosh
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underguarded
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I'm trying not to imagine the pain.
Besides your brother not only being a complete idiot and not understanding general knowledge of house hold chemicals, you should introduce him to rubbing alcohol's couson ;hydrogen peroxide on a nice open wound.
Besides your brother not only being a complete idiot and not understanding general knowledge of house hold chemicals, you should introduce him to rubbing alcohol's couson ;hydrogen peroxide on a nice open wound.
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teh_uber_muffin
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Dat shit kills.
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derpfest
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Derp is all you get
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ThreeSheetsGone
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Hydrogen peroxide isn't that bad. I'd introduce his hand to paint thinner while he's sleeping, just remember to take it out after about 30-45 seconds.
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TaylorTotsYumm
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Hydrogen peroxide doesn't hurt. It just looks weird on a wound because it gets all fizzy.
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XAnNiHiLaTiOn
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Better yet vinegar or lemon juice on his open wound
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elementalz
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Yes I've done this oh the screaming it was so funny
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suprmidgt
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79 - better yet a boot to the f-ing face. Op when you get your bearings beat his ass. I'm the youngest of four boys you can't let him pull that shit.
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TritonTheBeast
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I know how that feels..
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RavagedSouI
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A little child (your victim) placed the alcohol in your monocle am I right dear Pedobear
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TritonTheBeast
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heh heh heh
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alex6946
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D; that sounds painful! Sorry OP
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Wreckless_fml
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nyan nyan nyan nyan
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RavagedSouI
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What does a pop tart cat taste like? I wanna sample of Nyan cat :D
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No_LoveMM
| 3
nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan
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EmilyJoSmyth
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Tac nyan
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tpike1296
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NYAN CAT FTW!!!
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imjessicababy
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I only thumbed the comment of because of your picture
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Enigmax2514
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Ambush him by placing two mousetraps just below his balls on his bed while he is sleeping, attach the trap to a string, to a pulley in the ceiling, and then finally tape the string to hid eyelids. The trap will go off once he opens his eyes in the morning, sweet ironic revenge
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BellaBelle_fml
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I'd hate to be on your 'Hit List'!
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Enigmax2514
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Yessssssss, fear me all ye jerks in the world, you won't know how, you won't know when, but when you least expect it, EXPECT IT
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MuziKMajoR
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Ummmm owwwwwww
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minisquid
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I was gonna recommend a swift kick to balls, but your idea works too.
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Enigmax2514
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Just sit back, cross your legs on the bed, daintily picking up a coffee cup and sip it in the morning, with a sudden smirk as a loud bellow echoes through the hills. What better way to start the day than coffee in bed, a sweet and hilarious revenge and the view of a million birds scattering from the noise through the hills?
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lucyisbae
| 18
Because doing all that is not going to wake him up
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alcoman
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Feel the burn!
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Runninvegan
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This happened to me once... Jk that sucks your brothers a dick.
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Bbhd05
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You know what else is funny? Punching your brother in the face repeatedly.
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salvorican
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Hmmm.. So this is the part where your brother deserves itching powder in his underwear
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olpally
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Or a paintball gun shot to the nuts... we all have our evil ways of revenge though :D
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dvl2035
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and then convince him they're crabs.
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hailphire130
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Such an incredible prank. I am in awe.
No wait, that's not a stupid harmless prank at all. You're brother's a douchebag. Smash a rubbing alcohol bottle over his head.
No wait, that's not a stupid harmless prank at all. You're brother's a douchebag. Smash a rubbing alcohol bottle over his head.
Besides your brother not only being a complete idiot and not understanding general knowledge of house hold chemicals, you should introduce him to rubbing alcohol's couson ;hydrogen peroxide on a nice open wound.