By redeye - 19/09/2011 05:03 - United States

Today, my younger brother decided it would be funny to put rubbing alcohol in my contact lens case while I had them soaking overnight. I didn't realize this until I put the first one in. FML
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underguarded 20

I'm trying not to imagine the pain. Besides your brother not only being a complete idiot and not understanding general knowledge of house hold chemicals, you should introduce him to rubbing alcohol's couson ;hydrogen peroxide on a nice open wound.

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Enigmax2514 7

Ambush him by placing two mousetraps just below his balls on his bed while he is sleeping, attach the trap to a string, to a pulley in the ceiling, and then finally tape the string to hid eyelids. The trap will go off once he opens his eyes in the morning, sweet ironic revenge

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NabbdjuretPerry 0

Your eyes are going to be drunk!

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EvilPotato 14

I see what you did there.

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HowAreYouToday 34

You can still see? Even with your "drunk eyes"? :D amazing

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Felix_Felicis15 8

Sorry to burst your bubble, 3, but rubbing alcohol isn't the same as drinking alcohol. You can die from ingesting just a little rubbing alcohol.

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Helmut Arias Rodriguez 21

r/wooosh

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underguarded 20

I'm trying not to imagine the pain. Besides your brother not only being a complete idiot and not understanding general knowledge of house hold chemicals, you should introduce him to rubbing alcohol's couson ;hydrogen peroxide on a nice open wound.

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teh_uber_muffin 3

Dat shit kills.

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derpfest 0

Derp is all you get

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ThreeSheetsGone 12

Hydrogen peroxide isn't that bad. I'd introduce his hand to paint thinner while he's sleeping, just remember to take it out after about 30-45 seconds.

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TaylorTotsYumm 10

Hydrogen peroxide doesn't hurt. It just looks weird on a wound because it gets all fizzy.

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XAnNiHiLaTiOn 6

Better yet vinegar or lemon juice on his open wound

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elementalz 2

Yes I've done this oh the screaming it was so funny

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suprmidgt 0

79 - better yet a boot to the f-ing face. Op when you get your bearings beat his ass. I'm the youngest of four boys you can't let him pull that shit.

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TritonTheBeast 0

I know how that feels..

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RavagedSouI 0

A little child (your victim) placed the alcohol in your monocle am I right dear Pedobear

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TritonTheBeast 0

heh heh heh

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alex6946 10

D; that sounds painful! Sorry OP

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Wreckless_fml 6

nyan nyan nyan nyan

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RavagedSouI 0

What does a pop tart cat taste like? I wanna sample of Nyan cat :D

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No_LoveMM 3

nyan nyan nyan nyan nyan

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tpike1296 11

NYAN CAT FTW!!!

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imjessicababy 0

I only thumbed the comment of because of your picture

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Enigmax2514 7

Ambush him by placing two mousetraps just below his balls on his bed while he is sleeping, attach the trap to a string, to a pulley in the ceiling, and then finally tape the string to hid eyelids. The trap will go off once he opens his eyes in the morning, sweet ironic revenge

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BellaBelle_fml 23

I'd hate to be on your 'Hit List'!

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Enigmax2514 7

Yessssssss, fear me all ye jerks in the world, you won't know how, you won't know when, but when you least expect it, EXPECT IT

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MuziKMajoR 5

Ummmm owwwwwww

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minisquid 9

I was gonna recommend a swift kick to balls, but your idea works too.

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Enigmax2514 7

Just sit back, cross your legs on the bed, daintily picking up a coffee cup and sip it in the morning, with a sudden smirk as a loud bellow echoes through the hills. What better way to start the day than coffee in bed, a sweet and hilarious revenge and the view of a million birds scattering from the noise through the hills?

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lucyisbae 18

Because doing all that is not going to wake him up

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alcoman 4

Feel the burn!

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Runninvegan 8

This happened to me once... Jk that sucks your brothers a dick.

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Bbhd05 0

You know what else is funny? Punching your brother in the face repeatedly.

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salvorican 24

Hmmm.. So this is the part where your brother deserves itching powder in his underwear

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olpally 32

Or a paintball gun shot to the nuts... we all have our evil ways of revenge though :D

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dvl2035 10

and then convince him they're crabs.

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hailphire130 0

Such an incredible prank. I am in awe. No wait, that's not a stupid harmless prank at all. You're brother's a douchebag. Smash a rubbing alcohol bottle over his head.

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