Your eyes are going to be drunk!

I see what you did there.

You can still see? Even with your "drunk eyes"? :D amazing

Sorry to burst your bubble, 3, but rubbing alcohol isn't the same as drinking alcohol. You can die from ingesting just a little rubbing alcohol.

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I'm trying not to imagine the pain.
Besides your brother not only being a complete idiot and not understanding general knowledge of house hold chemicals, you should introduce him to rubbing alcohol's couson ;hydrogen peroxide on a nice open wound.

Dat shit kills.

Derp is all you get

Hydrogen peroxide isn't that bad. I'd introduce his hand to paint thinner while he's sleeping, just remember to take it out after about 30-45 seconds.

Hydrogen peroxide doesn't hurt. It just looks weird on a wound because it gets all fizzy.

Better yet vinegar or lemon juice on his open wound

Yes I've done this oh the screaming it was so funny

79 - better yet a boot to the f-ing face. Op when you get your bearings beat his ass. I'm the youngest of four boys you can't let him pull that shit.

I know how that feels..

A little child (your victim) placed the alcohol in your monocle am I right dear Pedobear

heh heh heh

D; that sounds painful! Sorry OP

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I only thumbed the comment of because of your picture

Ambush him by placing two mousetraps just below his balls on his bed while he is sleeping, attach the trap to a string, to a pulley in the ceiling, and then finally tape the string to hid eyelids. The trap will go off once he opens his eyes in the morning, sweet ironic revenge

I'd hate to be on your 'Hit List'!

Yessssssss, fear me all ye jerks in the world, you won't know how, you won't know when, but when you least expect it, EXPECT IT

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I was gonna recommend a swift kick to balls, but your idea works too.

Just sit back, cross your legs on the bed, daintily picking up a coffee cup and sip it in the morning, with a sudden smirk as a loud bellow echoes through the hills. What better way to start the day than coffee in bed, a sweet and hilarious revenge and the view of a million birds scattering from the noise through the hills?

Because doing all that is not going to wake him up

Feel the burn!

This happened to me once... Jk that sucks your brothers a dick.

You know what else is funny? Punching your brother in the face repeatedly.

Hmmm.. So this is the part where your brother deserves itching powder in his underwear

Or a paintball gun shot to the nuts... we all have our evil ways of revenge though :D

and then convince him they're crabs.

Such an incredible prank. I am in awe.

No wait, that's not a stupid harmless prank at all. You're brother's a douchebag. Smash a rubbing alcohol bottle over his head.