By luroluro - 23/06/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees are complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talked to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML
I agree, your life sucks 30 425
You deserved it 3 148

Same thing different taste

Top comments

A7X_LoVeee 10

Contact Boners and he'll hook her up with his assortment of butt plugs.


eminemchick 19

that employee needs one of those butt plugs

Whatever happened to "it's natural"? Or "better out than in"? Or "the dog did it"? I wouldn't stop either, having a stank will help me get my work done. No one wants to talk to stink ass. ):

BigHoshJosh 0

Hook that stank ass bitch up with Beano!

TooQuick 1

Ever think that the women has Gastrointestinal problems and she can't hold it in?

47 it doesn't change the fact she's stinkin up the place

notsocrazee 0

pooping and peeing are also natural bodily functions yet I don't sit at my desk and shit and piss myself; or announce when I'm going to do it.

I don't see the problem. girls who fart atre awesome!!! unless they had cabbage for lunch or are 300 pound obese cows...

I don't know what kinda ffucked up hillbilly town you live in but hear a farting girl is a turn off...

larry12693 1

just tell the asshole behind her to stop talkin shit

cgyguy 0

y'all are heartless. imagine that poor persons embaressment having to live with uncontrolled flactuance. would you just rather hthem stay home and collect welfare? jc, have a heart!

agreed imagine if that was you n you couldn't help it

hang one of those tree shaped air freshener over her butt... problem solved

No end in sight? If that were true, she wouldn't have this problem.

deepunder 17

She does that already, that's the problem

IndiRae 9

If they were to "fire her ass" there might be quite the explosion considering her condition.

poptart cat? my friend Adam just commented on someone on facebook with one of them lol

dude from cat in the hat: YOUR FIIIIREeeD

rofflewaffle 9

As someone who suffers from IBS and other gastrointestinal issues, I have to say that everyone here is being incredibly insensitive and ignorant. She can't just stop any more than you can stop a cough or runny nose. I have tried many medications and none of them stop the gas. It must be absolutely humiliating for this poor woman, and you guys advocate terminating her employment because of her disorder. This employee could easily get a diagnosis of a medical condition and sue the company for discrimination. She's not doing it on purpose. She's not doing it to be malicious. She's not choosing them to smell a certain way. If she had Tourette's and made random noises, it would be annoying but you'd also be much more understanding. People think because "farts are funny" it's ok to mock sick people, and it's not.

omfg_creepers 8

she will stop once she ***** herself and all the other employees make fun of her and them she will quit her job and everyone will be happy

the_gabe254 0

ha ha ha ha. love this!!! what's funniest, is that it's so probable! lol

I thought this FML was from my co-worker, but it is about a female, ha! I peel the paint off the walls at work with my wind!

Without pay until she gets the message.

rebekahah 7

6- exactly! this FML is fake because girls don't fart. :) dude right above me- I think you commented on the wrong comment...

A7X_LoVeee 10

Contact Boners and he'll hook her up with his assortment of butt plugs.

wow seems like you're going to have a big ass issue at work! :-(

nice duck face..and what race are you? carrot?

lmfao dude I'm a girl that's a pic I found on the funny pics app. chill out bro

no wait I take that back it's the "epic fail" app.

squishy01 0

78- No worries. I was thinking the same thing…

perdix 29

I guess she doesn't give a shit. Buy her some of those charcoal underpants and deduct it from her co-workers wages. They'll be happy with the sacrifice.

The_Darth_Wabbit 3

just bring up the issue as much as you can to embaress her. like in the commercial, "your son, Rip, is on line toot." another one can be, is pretend to insult her work, walk by and say "you're going to do some 'shitty work' doin that." FYL

You are oh so clever, how are you not a millionaire comedian sleeping on piles of hot bitches every night?


39 - I forgot people aren't allowed to express their opinions on here. Chill the **** out, people can say whatever they want.

Being a millionaire comedian has nothing to do with being funny. Just look at Dane Cook.