that employee needs one of those butt plugs

Whatever happened to "it's natural"? Or "better out than in"? Or "the dog did it"? I wouldn't stop either, having a stank will help me get my work done. No one wants to talk to stink ass. ):

hey!!!.... that was witty

Hook that stank ass bitch up with Beano!

Ever think that the women has Gastrointestinal problems and she can't hold it in?

47 it doesn't change the fact she's stinkin up the place

dam barking spiders!

pooping and peeing are also natural bodily functions yet I don't sit at my desk and shit and piss myself; or announce when I'm going to do it.

I don't see the problem. girls who fart atre awesome!!! unless they had cabbage for lunch or are 300 pound obese cows...

I don't know what kinda ffucked up hillbilly town you live in but hear a farting girl is a turn off...

just tell the asshole behind her to stop talkin shit

y'all are heartless. imagine that poor persons embaressment having to live with uncontrolled flactuance. would you just rather hthem stay home and collect welfare? jc, have a heart!

agreed imagine if that was you n you couldn't help it

hang one of those tree shaped air freshener over her butt... problem solved

No end in sight? If that were true, she wouldn't have this problem.

No end in smell

She does that already, that's the problem

poptart nyan cat to taco dog?

If they were to "fire her ass" there might be quite the explosion considering her condition.

poptart cat? my friend Adam just commented on someone on facebook with one of them lol

dude from cat in the hat: YOUR FIIIIREeeD

hahahaha nice one 43

As someone who suffers from IBS and other gastrointestinal issues, I have to say that everyone here is being incredibly insensitive and ignorant. She can't just stop any more than you can stop a cough or runny nose. I have tried many medications and none of them stop the gas. It must be absolutely humiliating for this poor woman, and you guys advocate terminating her employment because of her disorder. This employee could easily get a diagnosis of a medical condition and sue the company for discrimination. She's not doing it on purpose. She's not doing it to be malicious. She's not choosing them to smell a certain way. If she had Tourette's and made random noises, it would be annoying but you'd also be much more understanding. People think because "farts are funny" it's ok to mock sick people, and it's not.

ha ha ha ha. love this!!! what's funniest, is that it's so probable! lol

or u can buy her a butt plug! :D

I thought this FML was from my co-worker, but it is about a female, ha! I peel the paint off the walls at work with my wind!

Wait.... girls can fart?

Without pay until she gets the message.

6- exactly! this FML is fake because girls don't fart. :) dude right above me- I think you commented on the wrong comment...

Bahahahaha

LMAO

win!

34 and 99. That's what the thumbs are for.

nice duck face..and what race are you? carrot?

lmfao dude I'm a girl that's a pic I found on the funny pics app. chill out bro

no wait I take that back it's the "epic fail" app.

78- No worries. I was thinking the same thing…

I had to Google that. WTF.

You are oh so clever, how are you not a millionaire comedian sleeping on piles of hot bitches every night?

39 - I forgot people aren't allowed to express their opinions on here. Chill the **** out, people can say whatever they want.

Being a millionaire comedian has nothing to do with being funny. Just look at Dane Cook.