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Whatever happened to "it's natural"? Or "better out than in"? Or "the dog did it"? I wouldn't stop either, having a stank will help me get my work done. No one wants to talk to stink ass. ):
Hook that stank ass bitch up with Beano!
47 it doesn't change the fact she's stinkin up the place
dam barking spiders!
I don't see the problem. girls who fart atre awesome!!! unless they had cabbage for lunch or are 300 pound obese cows...
I don't know what kinda ffucked up hillbilly town you live in but hear a farting girl is a turn off...
agreed imagine if that was you n you couldn't help it
hang one of those tree shaped air freshener over her butt... problem solved
No end in sight? If that were true, she wouldn't have this problem.
fire her ass! Or ask politely
She does that already, that's the problem
poptart nyan cat to taco dog?
poptart cat? my friend Adam just commented on someone on facebook with one of them lol
dude from cat in the hat: YOUR FIIIIREeeD
hahahaha nice one 43
As someone who suffers from IBS and other gastrointestinal issues, I have to say that everyone here is being incredibly insensitive and ignorant. She can't just stop any more than you can stop a cough or runny nose. I have tried many medications and none of them stop the gas. It must be absolutely humiliating for this poor woman, and you guys advocate terminating her employment because of her disorder. This employee could easily get a diagnosis of a medical condition and sue the company for discrimination. She's not doing it on purpose. She's not doing it to be malicious. She's not choosing them to smell a certain way. If she had Tourette's and made random noises, it would be annoying but you'd also be much more understanding. People think because "farts are funny" it's ok to mock sick people, and it's not.
she will stop once she ***** herself and all the other employees make fun of her and them she will quit her job and everyone will be happy
or u can buy her a butt plug! :D
I thought this FML was from my co-worker, but it is about a female, ha! I peel the paint off the walls at work with my wind!
Just send the smelly bitch home for the day.
Wait.... girls can fart?
*GASp*
Without pay until she gets the message.
Bahahahaha
34 and 99. That's what the thumbs are for.
wow seems like you're going to have a big ass issue at work! :-(
eww it's a her! her butthole is on fire
nice duck face..and what race are you? carrot?
lmfao dude I'm a girl that's a pic I found on the funny pics app. chill out bro
no wait I take that back it's the "epic fail" app.
I guess she doesn't give a shit. Buy her some of those charcoal underpants and deduct it from her co-workers wages. They'll be happy with the sacrifice.
I had to Google that. WTF.
just bring up the issue as much as you can to embaress her. like in the commercial, "your son, Rip, is on line toot." another one can be, is pretend to insult her work, walk by and say "you're going to do some 'shitty work' doin that." FYL
You are oh so clever, how are you not a millionaire comedian sleeping on piles of hot bitches every night?
Being a millionaire comedian has nothing to do with being funny. Just look at Dane Cook.
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that stinks
Contact Boners and he'll hook her up with his assortment of butt plugs.