Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees are complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talked to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML
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Today, I was stuck with a coworker all morning while she had the "front farts." I moved to a different area after lunch, only to have another coworker start talking loudly about her boyfriend's skin tags, and how he likes to have her bite them off. I'm so disgusted but afraid to report it. FML
Today, I’m stuck in a small office with a colleague with one of the worst cases of BO I’ve ever come across. He has already been spoken to about it, and I’m developing a nauseous headache from the stench. FML
Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML
Today, another employee scolded me for being "socially awkward". The same employee who just before had a 10 minute discussion with a client about her poop. FML
Today, a client shouted at me over something that had nothing to do with me. She put such effort into shouting that she farted in my office. FML
Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML
Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML
Today, my officemate used the telephone beside my desk again. I still can't think of a better way to tell him how awful bad his breath is without the having to do it personally. We've been workmates for a year now and he still hasn't gotten a clue, despite of me covering my nose every time. FML
Today, at work my boss called me into his office because he had received multiple complaints from coworkers about a prank sound machine I have been using to make inappropriate fart sounds at my desk. I wish it was a fart machine; I have a condition. FML
Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML
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eog314 0
that stinks
A7X_LoVeee 10
Contact Boners and he'll hook her up with his assortment of butt plugs.
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Comments (158)
angeluscado 15
Honestly, I'd feel bad for the farting lady. Why? Because, unless she's a total bitch and takes pleasure in other people's discomfort, it's not something she can help. If I was having gastro issues and trying everything I could to stop them, I'd be very upset if someone asked me to stop. It's not like she's ceased showering. She's farting! Next time you have an upset stomach, see how you like it if someone asks you, no matter how politely, to stop farting.
cybermolly10 7
Today, my boss came over for the fourth time to tell me I have to work on my "flatulence problem". Still not sure what he expects me to do about it. FML.
fordman21 0
put a plug in her ass.
TobyFunke 3
are you sure it wasn't just endless queefing??? Maybe that's the disconnect in communication, tell her to stop queefing next time
TobyFunke 3
well she should do what a guy does if he needs to fart a lot and he's on a first date with a chick he really wants to bang... you go outside, go to the bathroom, go anywhere you can and release, then come back... its called common courtesy
wdfcrystal 6
So you're saying that everytime she has to fart (and it seems like she does fart often) she has to get up, walk to the bathroom, fart, and walk back? That would be a pain in the ass.
camartinez23 0
hahahah it's the natural scent of the woman that gets everyone worked up
j_cat187 20
damn chipoltle causing me to bleed out my ass. Thats why i use chipolt-away.
ayaram 0
Buy her some "poop spray"
shizzle156 0
fire her!!
hmmdevonn_fml 0
it's a her?? thats surprising.