By dead rats - 08/08/2016 13:58

Today, I had a terrible stomach ache and had some pretty bad gas at work. I tried to head down to the basement for a while to allow my coworkers to continue in peace. About an hour after I came back up, my boss called pest control due to the horrible smell that "must be dead rats". FML
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You should first drill a rat sized hole in the wall. Then plant the dead rats. Then you're good to go!

Your bowels, my good friend, are the key to the future of biological warfare.

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Maybe talk to your boss and sort things out? It may be funny but it's a misunderstanding. Sorry that happened, OP. Hope you feel better.

I'll call that a smelly situation

Where are the secret febreze commercials when you need them the most!

You should first drill a rat sized hole in the wall. Then plant the dead rats. Then you're good to go!

That's why I love to fart outside. 1.) I can find a place where I'm secluded. 2.) & the best part is, your farts just kind of dissipate into the open air around you, then you walk away and there's no shame. You should try it!

Your bowels, my good friend, are the key to the future of biological warfare.

After an hour the smell would have gone wouldn't it?

you were so considerate, avoiding the bathroom so no one would be disturbed..farts are natural..you can stop feeling guilty about it.

More grains, less cow. Good to go.

"It smells bad. It HAS to be dead rats." Why did you jump straight to a worst case scenario? And without seeing any dead rats? What, do you think they crawled into the walls and shit without leaving ANY trace? Can rats even do that? I've never seen a rat before. Someone let me know if they're ninjas. I know they can squeeze through spaces smaller than they are. So that's pretty cool.