The sweet smell of success

By NoPromotionForYou - 07/05/2020 14:00

Today, I was alone at the office. Having held it in all day, I let out the longest, worst-smelling fart of my life. The owner of the company, investigating the odd noise, opened my office door. When the stench hit him, he walked backwards all the way to his office, staring at me, in silence. FML
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Kurliez408 32
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go to the bathroom next time

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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If you were alone all day, why did you hold it in? If not, why didn't you go to the bathroom?

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AbuFudayl 9
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I feel your pain

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Kurliez408 32
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go to the bathroom next time

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AmbrosiaFan 18
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You can hold it so next time go outside or to the restroom.

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BurnInDemonFire 32
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If you were alone all day, why did you hold it in? If not, why didn't you go to the bathroom?

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Dodge4x4Ram 46
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it would be interesting to know the sex. woman tend to deny farts more often than men.

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Stefan Lindblom 5
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Did you look your boss straight in the eyes to assert dominance?

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randybryant799 16
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Ever heard of a bathroom??

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