Today, I had to explain to my teenage daughter that no, the dishwasher didn't make the glasses shrink, I'd bought smaller glasses. FML
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liecake
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Wow. Smart kid you have there.
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enonymous
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My glasses are made from 100% pure cotton... shrinks every time in the wash
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fairygirl88
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Awwww that's sooo cute:)
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alki_fml
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its not so cute when its your teenage daughter....maybe if it was a 5 year old..
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rawrlily
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Idiotic daughter. Is she by any chance a blonde?
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mooshibear140
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Not so cute, really. OP's daughter isn't the brightest bulb in the box. If it were your daughter you'd feel pretty bad.
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BigHoshJosh
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why do people keep wasting first comments! there should be a rule where the first comment has to be witty or some what funny!
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Juliaa15
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if they were similar in style i could understand that. But glass is glass...
Give her a break, the mistake isn't totally irrational.
Give her a break, the mistake isn't totally irrational.
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Doortje
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#30: That rule should apply to every comment, not just the first one.
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cookie_3008
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Nothing like a good old blonde moment. o_O
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enonymous
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My glasses are made from 100% pure cotton... shrinks every time in the wash
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swimchica22
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guess she's not going to Harvard...
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skrillex99
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not when the daughter is teen age...
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seanders
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If you really want to trip her out, put the glass in the freezer a while and then pour boiling water in it.
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BADDiam
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Relax ppl , cant u guys see she's a blonde
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gabstahhh
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Makin momma proud.
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Carian01
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30 - Wasting firsts comments. Wow. Sad.
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ReptarRAWR23
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Hope she has the looks to backup the smarts.
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Salvikidd
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its ok she's a blonde
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salvipride_15
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wait what does that do??
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salvipride_15
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* #87
what does that do??
what does that do??
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rawrlily
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Is she blond?
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kai_ngo
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Pretty much makes the glass explode, 159. At least that's what should happen.
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passionpitpanda
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shes a fucking teen
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anongrl
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31: umm, yes it is. Even if they were similar in style, it still would be the dumbest question ever.
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hollers444
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#31 it is really dumb for a teenager 2 think glass can shrink actually
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liecake
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Wow. Smart kid you have there.
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OceanBreathesSal
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I think someone is going to Harvard.
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muscleglasses
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I think the daughter is an excellent troll lol :p
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unvmesucka
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Well she is French.
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whybother8
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well maybe the hear shrinked them!
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MasterE56
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WTF?
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ienjoithinqs
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there is no way around the fact that OP's daughter is a blond :/
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ReptarRAWR23
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Must be Canadian ay?
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ghostlilac
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145 - It's "eh", not "ay". If you're going to make fun of Canada, do it right. :P (This FML is from France, btw.)
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boyguydudemalema
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chillax, the kid is probably only 13 years old.
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kellysmith69
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pretty sure a 13 year old should have more common sense.
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alexg823
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40 - She must be REALLY rich.
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Belovan
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You've got yourself a genius.
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volley4eva1698
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I wonder who she got the brains from
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ImaWiseGuy
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hahaha, I can see how this could be confusing...
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ariannaimelda
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She will do great things
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eminemchick
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well she's smart..-_-
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xleanne_aLly
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maybe she was stoned..
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j_cat187
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stoned is the way of the walk
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alh303
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wow and how old is she??? lol
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j_cat187
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i recomend you take english 071 to understand basic composition.
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herroeverybody
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shes a teenager
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Bano360
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98- A teenager isn't an age, it's an approximation between 13 and 19 ;)
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ReptarRAWR23
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Isn't it 13 18?because then legally your adult.
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HannahForbesxo
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The clue is in the title; "TEENager" so, the numbers with "teen" on the end. At least, that's my understanding of it.
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shandollydorisxx
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a teenager dumbass!
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oarisimo
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Jesus people, he probably meant specifically. quit being assholes...
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staymintyfresh
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it just doesn't really matter the age between 13 and 19 I mean she's a dumbass anywhere between those.
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omfg_creepers
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she needs to get a good education
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instnt1nfction
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well so do you
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omfg_creepers
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well excuse me sir, I find that comment very rude and would like an apology
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chlorinegreen
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get used to rude comments. there is nothing wrong with you but when you write comments, you might as well be throwing yourself to the dogs. which is why I don't write much, it gets depressing. op your daughter is an airhead. I hope she's good looking or she really would have nothing going for her.
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moosemonkey1000
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Your picture is freaking adorable.
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smurfsarwales
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oh! guinee frog *dives off screen (southpark reference)
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chlorinegreen
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haha thanks :)
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MattEyre
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I could have sworn you said "erection"...
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gman90210
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You deserve to be stalked with a name like that. And you need ro get an education as well. And grow up
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nfalbear
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She's going to be a genius
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BobbieH
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How old is she? if she's a little child then it's cute. If not, well she needs a little science tutoring.
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BOOSCAREDU
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uh in the fml it says that she's a teenager...
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marinus_fml
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Bobbie and OPs TEENAGE daughter shouldn't procreate. Society would be so fucking dumb.
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BobbieH
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I guess I should have read more
closely. It's what happens when skimming to kill time.
closely. It's what happens when skimming to kill time.
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kiffen
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I made the same mistake and reread the post; some of us have lives and can't focus on every word of an FMLpost ;)
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meggieh815
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then get off of FML? Not knowing how to read isn't a sign of having a life. it's a sign of you sucking at life.
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13kellyleigh
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it's really not that big of a deal that he missed a word in an fml... no need to insult bobbie
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explodingmuffint
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you must be an extremely slow reader then..
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AvengedSevenfold_fml_fml
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Woah woah woah.... So the dishwasher DOESN'T shrink dishes?! O_O
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tencalories
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no it shrinks dishes just not glasses
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StarReis
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aw what? it doesn't shrink glasses?!?
this just ruined my day.. -_-
this just ruined my day.. -_-
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stoufer12
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9,ur comment shoulda been the first.
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tntvballgurl1
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is your child mentally handicapped?
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Juliaa15
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That was uncalled for...
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agSWAAAAG
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there is a line between funny and crude, and I would say you most definitely crossed it. making fun of people with any kind of ailment, disorder, or disease that they can't help is NOT comedy.
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XxHunterHavocxX
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I don't think she was trying to insult the daughter. It's a valid question when you're not making fun of people.
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agSWAAAAG
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whether or not she was trying to be funny or just throwing that out there, it's still rude and unnecessary.
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Here let my put that into nicer terms. Is your kid retarded?
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salvipride_15
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YOUR F####D UP.....!!!
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melibear89
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#10 f*ck off same goes for you #127. better hope none of your kids end up with a mental disorder though that will be karma biting you in ass!
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cumverg
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Bewbiez