Work: Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee....

By luroluro - 23/06/2011 08:17 - United States

Today, I had to address a flatulence issue with an employee. Other employees are complaining about the smell. I have to continue addressing the issue until it stops. So far, I've talked to her about it 4 times. No end in sight. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 15:08 - United States - Venus

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eog314 0

Thursday 23 June 2011 15:57

that stinks

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Thursday 23 June 2011 16:01

Contact Boners and he'll hook her up with his assortment of butt plugs.

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Cerauno 0

Friday 24 June 2011 0:39

What exactly do you expect her to do, stick a cork up in there?

portablecupid 3

Friday 24 June 2011 0:47

Reminds me of one of my boyfriend's roommates. Stuff just seeps from him 24/7, and no amount of talking to him helps. Nasty.

Coccinelle_fml 15

Friday 24 June 2011 0:49

Well what can she do about it?

sarlovee 0

Friday 24 June 2011 1:54

fire her lol

Magnimus 4

Friday 24 June 2011 2:31

Ever heard of symethicone? Buy her a bottle of pills, and tell her to keep buying that. If she's vegan, that probably has to do a lot with it (ask her about that). And if the rest of your employees keep complaining, you are gonna have to downsize her; but you are gonna have to keep paying her unemployment, so try to work it out with her. It's best to fire one employee, than to have your whole staff quit; but don't fire her without cause. That's not fair, and she'll probably sue you.

adotstud 0

Friday 24 June 2011 2:34

my old manager smelled like sour rag and poop, consider your self lucky.

Dez31396 0

Friday 24 June 2011 2:45

fire the bitch

sueannpalma 7

Friday 24 June 2011 2:56

she might have colitise

fmlmunkey 1

Friday 24 June 2011 3:31

It's possible she might have lactose intolerance. That can give you gas that will kill small animals. You can swallow Beano and anti-gas stuff all you want and it will have no effect. Tell her to have herself tested.