Work, Relatable, Awkward and Smells: That stinks

That stinks

By help me - 19/03/2022 16:00 - Australia - Surry Hills

Today, I’m stuck in a small office with a colleague with one of the worst cases of BO I’ve ever come across. He has already been spoken to about it, and I’m developing a nauseous headache from the stench. FML

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metroido 17

Monday 6 January 2025 10:38

i’m guessing he showers and uses deodorant religiously and continues to stink.

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metroido 17

Monday 6 January 2025 10:38

i’m guessing he showers and uses deodorant religiously and continues to stink.

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