By Anonymous - 10/02/2016 16:57 - United States - Avon

Today, there was an issue with the sewage system at work. It smelled like somebody took a turd, left it in the sun to marinate, threw up on it, then put in the air conditioning to fill the store with nauseating stink. I nearly threw up multiple times because we weren't allowed to leave early. FML
I agree, your life sucks 20 244
You deserved it 1 366

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I will legitimately come to your house and decapitate you if you even fucking dare to write a 'shitty situation' pun ._. This is srious busnss

Throw up in front of your boss... Maybe this way him or her let you go.

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I guess you could say "that stinks!"

I guess you could have just said the pun that will not be named and accepted the down votes.

I guess you could say 'I'm going to be forever alone!'

I will legitimately come to your house and decapitate you if you even fucking dare to write a 'shitty situation' pun ._. This is srious busnss

You're describing a real shitty situation.

Yes I am - one you'll be in very soon :)

I hope you get shitty-punned to death.

Looks like that's about to happen

That's a shitty situation

Sounds like a shitty situ - *gunshot*

shitty shitty bangbang

Challenge accepted!! That sounds like a real shitty situation..

Can I have your zip code by any chance? Just for educational purposes... TO EDUCATE YOU DICKS ON WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU MAKE THAT PUN

You're not you when you're hungry, #4. Want a snickers?

Wow shit just got serious here.

What a shit show this comment section turned into.

Your right, I've not been feeling myself lately xD

Throw up in front of your boss... Maybe this way him or her let you go.

Or.. Throw up on the boss, that'll show em!! ?

And people called me crazy for my end of the world bug out bag in my car with a gas mask in it. Who is laughing now.

Gas masks don't filter out everything...and especially when you don't replace the filters.

You should have said you were sick and didn't want to add to the shit-suation.

You get a gold star, #8

The world is ending. A good shit pun!

That sounds like a very unhealthy environment.

The way he described it in detail just makes me want to puke myself

seriously. OP, you can contact OSHA about that and report them.

maybe something died in it? i would not have even opened up if it was that bad...

I too throw up when my work doesn't let me leave work early... disgusting

That's a health hazard. I think they should've been forced to shut down until it's fixed