By me - / Tuesday 20 December 2011 03:53 / United States
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  ohmandapants  |  16

Really #1? Were you there? You know that OP wasn't talking to someone? Wow, that's a treat. It's rare you get commenters besides the OP who know every detail of what was going on at the time of the FML.
Don't assume, asshole.

  ohmandapants  |  16

What the fuck? I have a valid point, #1 wasn't there, they don't know what OP was doing. So yeah, my comment was needed. You make it sound like I'm fucking cussing them out.

  flockz  |  19

^what the fuck? i never assumed anything. it's very unlikely that the customer wanted to talk about poop, and i understand that. i was just trying to point out that OP doesn't like it when she's called socially awkward by someone who she thinks is awkward. but her co-worker was STILL talking to someone else and OP wasn't, even though it was about poop. but it doesn't matter because the co-worker is still more social than OP was. now calm down.

  ohmandapants  |  16

74 you obviously didn't read my comments at all. How do you know OP wasn't talking to customers? You were not there. You don't know what OP was doing, you're ASSUMING she wasn't talking to anyone. Her coworker thinking that that she is socially awkward doesn't mean anything. I'm perfectly calm. And 76 I really don't give a fuck.

  iRiS890  |  5

Honestly, are any comments ever "needed"? No? Ok, now let's get back to the important thing here. What is wrong with the coworkers poop that she is able to have such a long conversation about it? I can only ever manage a few minutes at most.

  StoryOfTheYear  |  13

78- When someone uses caps lock to prove a point they are usually not perfectly calm.
If you really were calm, warn me when you get pissed so I can run away from your general direction very, very fast.

  koolkat27  |  13

74- your a moron. being socially awkward doesnt always mean that you simply don't talk. it means that you do talk, but only make awkward conversation with people. hence the name socially "awkward".


I don't think a socially awkward person would talk about their shit, where as a really outgoing person would.
Socially awkward people, like myself, are more like " Oh hey. I like your pants. Oh you aren't wearing pants? Lol oh. Maybe you should put some pants on. Jk. Don't. Pls. You have nice legs. Jk. Sorry. I'm not sorry."

By  THE_A_TEEN  |  27

I think this is how that conversation went.

Employee: Yea, my poo is usually in the form of hard logs, only yesterday it came out in a squirting, liquid like state. A few days ago, it was green. Wierd. Oh, and 2 weeks ago my poo came out bloody red. I really should see a doctor, or stop eating hot cheetos.

Client: uuuhhh-huh? (backs away slowly)

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