He who smelled it…

By Anonymous - 31/01/2015 15:08 - United States - Venus

Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML
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Sounds like the other guy needs to grow up and not blame it on other guy

I'm saying it now: Nobody make a damn "shitty situation" pun. On topic: Yeah, it's embarassing, but it's not the end of the world. Just don't sit next to them again.

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I for one, enjoyed your pun.

Doesn't have to, my farts smells like roses.

Are you new here?! Cut it out. People on FML always do puns that aren't funny and over used then complain when it gets down voted.

I feel like the puns are an improvement from 'oh wow that sucks' or 'wow i feel bad for you'

@16 read the 2nd last sentence of my bio, thats where you should have sent that comment

#10 took it to the next level

I'm saying it now: Nobody make a damn "shitty situation" pun. On topic: Yeah, it's embarassing, but it's not the end of the world. Just don't sit next to them again.

what about "stinky situation"

#4 I doubt OP will be let back into a meeting anytime soon because the boss apparently doesn't believe OP.

At least you're airing your grievances, instead of holding it in.

LostInTheZone11 28

Find where that guy's workstation is and spray Liquid Ass around it.

Liquid Ass? Liquid Ass..? Hahahaha, LOL!!! Does this exist? I can't stop laughing; the idea alone of 'Liquid Ass' is too hilarious..!

LostInTheZone11 28

Indeed it exists. You can buy it on Amazon. It's about 10 dollars for a small spray bottle, but it is very potent. Reviews said it closed down offices, elevators, and even a school. One review said their brother-in-law who was a plumber said "I pump septic tanks and move port-a-pots, and I have never smelled anything like that."

Yeah science bitxh!

No way! I'm totally buying it now. I've smelled some heinous stuff before but the way you described it I'm totally buying some.

It smells disgusting. It's as if someone just started on your face, and the smell doesn't go away because it gets stuck to whatever surface you spray it on. Why do I know this? Let's just say there are a lot of socks at school who decided to spray this on people's clothing

Let it pass, OP. As long as you know the truth you don't need to prove yourself to anybody.

Someone passed something alright

Until he loses privileges at his job.

I guess you could say that was foul of him.

Sounds like the other guy needs to grow up and not blame it on other guy

smells like a stinky situation

This shit has gone way too fart now. .

It's nice to know whoever smelt it dealt it will still work!!

OP, you should have looked at the guy in disgust first