By Anonymous - United States - Venus

He who smelled it…

Today, my boss let me sit in on a board meeting. It was awesome until the guy next to me let out a vile fart, then looked at me in disgust, causing the others to look at me in disgust too. When I told my boss what really happened, he told me to grow up and stop blaming the other guy. FML
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By  LostInTheZone11  |  28

Find where that guy's workstation is and spray Liquid Ass around it.

  LostInTheZone11  |  28

Indeed it exists. You can buy it on Amazon. It's about 10 dollars for a small spray bottle, but it is very potent. Reviews said it closed down offices, elevators, and even a school. One review said their brother-in-law who was a plumber said "I pump septic tanks and move port-a-pots, and I have never smelled anything like that."


It smells disgusting. It's as if someone just started on your face, and the smell doesn't go away because it gets stuck to whatever surface you spray it on. Why do I know this? Let's just say there are a lot of socks at school who decided to spray this on people's clothing