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By Anonymous - / Thursday 18 October 2012 06:33 / Canada - Toronto
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By  ManInTheMachine  |  34

OP: Um, sir, it isn't a pr-- *phrrrrrrrRRRRRRp!* -ank, um, I actu--- *PraaaaaaaaaAAAAAAph* *shittle* *shart* --a condi-- *toot* Boss: You think you're funny, huh?!? I'm sick of your shit, you're fired. OP: But sir I-- *BrAAAAAAPPPPPphhhhizzzzz* Boss: GET OUT! I'm dying in here! Maybe you should get a job at prank shop, OP. You could use it to your advantage!

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  samiiii_fml  |  25

I've always found that the best way to handle an embarrassing situation like this is to explain it maturely, then make a joke out of it. If you can't laugh at yourself it makes it much more awkward for everyone else.

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  ICastillo  |  21

Shit Op talk to your boss and let him know it's you doing the crop dusting in the office. Be proud of your smelf... Na but really you should get that shit checked.

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  BellaBelle_fml  |  21

You don't usually use laxatives to relieve gas. There's several OTC meds that will do the trick; Gas-x, Mylanta, Pepto-Bismal, Flatulex, Di-gel, and Phazyme are just a few of the most common ones.

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  RedPillSucks  |  21

Or you could wear deodorized undies like they sell for dogs. It wont mask the sound, but at least your farts will smell like lilacs or irish spring or some such BS.

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  ChibiChibi_fml  |  21

Gas-X does not make you stop passing gas, no matter what anyone may think. It makes you fart more and usually causes it to smell much, much, worse then it did before you took it. All it seems to do is make you pass gas quicker, I think in hopes that you'll get it all out of your system quicker. If you have a condition this wouldn't work because I imagine the condition causes greater amounts of gas to be produced, otherwise there wouldn't be more farting than normal.

By  ManInTheMachine  |  34

OP: Um, sir, it isn't a pr-- *phrrrrrrrRRRRRRp!* -ank, um, I actu--- *PraaaaaaaaaAAAAAAph* *shittle* *shart* --a condi-- *toot* Boss: You think you're funny, huh?!? I'm sick of your shit, you're fired. OP: But sir I-- *BrAAAAAAPPPPPphhhhizzzzz* Boss: GET OUT! I'm dying in here! Maybe you should get a job at prank shop, OP. You could use it to your advantage!

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  AH1Zviper  |  34

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By  coolboy675  |  22

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  AH1Zviper  |  22

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  BellaBelle_fml  |  27

It's not Crohn's disease, I was diagnosed with it almost 5 years ago. Although every 'Crohnnie' has differing symptoms, I haven't actually heard of excessive gas as a symptom. But, of course, there probably are some Chronnies who do experience that. It's just not very common.

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  lizzi02  |  27

I have Crohn's Disease and know that everyone's symptoms are different, just like the Disease itself can be very different in each person. For me, personally, gas isn't a big issue. However, if i'm having a rough time lately, I feel bad for whoever's around me lol

By  annie_nk  |  30

Sounds like you're in-between a rock and a hard place. You could tell your boss it isn't a machine but he might not believe you. Good luck OP! Hopefully your boss is an understanding man/woman.

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