Where you hit? Da fuck? And if they WERE hit, I'm sure it would have been mentioned.

6 - do you love saying "da fuck" or what Ive seen you comment that a lot

Why da fuck does it matter teague95!? ..lol.

You know... in life there are a lot of things that warrant a "da fuck" comment.

... And they said spider webs couldn't kill.

Da fuck

56 - walking out in traffic can

I wonder where OP was that she got close to oncoming traffic.

best comment I heard in awhile! :)

11 - The way I figured it, she was trying to cross the road and the spider web was hanging from the traffic lights or something.

Nah, like any other college student, his web-slinging ass is broke. Don't expect him to fly out just to save an idiot across the world. For that, you have superman.

The fail train of comments...

No.

Do you have a face #3? No one wants to see "your" abs.

What's your opinion on abs with a face? Do people want to see that?

My opinion on profile pictures is that I don't want to see some dudes shirtless body. This isn't a dating sight.. Just.... Quit.

@71, this isn't a dating sight?! Man, somebody scent me hear to get a date. Looks like I'm a bit out of touch.

I've never been scent anywhere... Maybe sent but definitely not scent.

#80 call me a word nazi, but scent and hear have to do with two of your 5 senses. Lol sent and here. Don't be mad, I just saved you two points on a spelling assignment.

Neither of you caught that? Really? @83, read your first comment on this thread again and look really carefully and then read what I wrote. I was poking fun at your usage of sight over site. And @84, I was utilizing the senses you pointed out. You explained my joke for me, but didn't get it. Weird. Ah, forget it, I'll be more obvious next time.

I got it off the bat and thought it was great. :)

That was beautiful!

You know you sang-read it, hands down!

I loved that

Holy shit iAmScrubs, Perdix, and Doc commenting together. illuminati