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Today, I walked into two things. The first was a spiderweb. The second, due to blind panic, was oncoming traffic. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 14 February 2012 12:39 / Australia
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By  kharyll_1  |  0

Well, where you hit?

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  SherBear133  |  7

Nah, like any other college student, his web-slinging ass is broke. Don't expect him to fly out just to save an idiot across the world. For that, you have superman.

By  neverdrinkSODA  |  12

don't you love the feeling of a spider web to the face?

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  djsamixin  |  3

#80 call me a word nazi, but scent and hear have to do with two of your 5 senses. Lol sent and here. Don't be mad, I just saved you two points on a spelling assignment.

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Neither of you caught that? Really? @83, read your first comment on this thread again and look really carefully and then read what I wrote. I was poking fun at your usage of sight over site. And @84, I was utilizing the senses you pointed out. You explained my joke for me, but didn't get it. Weird. Ah, forget it, I'll be more obvious next time.

By  DocBastard  |  38

I'm not sure what would stop traffic better - a pedestrian getting hit by a car or a panicking idiot running through the the street waving her hands above her head at an invisible spider.

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