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Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML

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By Anonymous - / Tuesday 16 May 2017 20:00 /

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By LittleRed79 | 39

#7455893 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 09:32

Looks like you've become a fixture around granny's house.

By Exaspera | 53

#7455850 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 08:34

Oh dear! I hope you tried nail polish remover to try to detach your fingers from the fan!

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By RichardPencil | 22

#7455833 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 08:10

At first, I read "fanny." That would be worse, but not as bad as if I were also British.

By Exaspera | 53

#7455850 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 08:34

Oh dear! I hope you tried nail polish remover to try to detach your fingers from the fan!

By LittleRed79 | 39

#7455893 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 09:32

Looks like you've become a fixture around granny's house.

Talented73 | 50

#7455897 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 09:41

You know that no good deed goes unpunished.

By Lalala579121 | 27

#7455931 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 10:39

Instructions unclear, hand glued to ornate fan.

By Lobby_Bee | 14

#7455945 - Tuesday 16 May 2017 10:53

You did a fantastic job there. Keep it up.

By WTF STFU | 3

#7456401 - Wednesday 17 May 2017 07:09

Good thing you were not using your dong for a third hand.

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