Miscellaneous: Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's...

By Anonymous - 16/05/2017 20:00

Today, I accidentally superglued my hand to my grandmother's ornate fan while trying to fix it. FML

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By Anonymous - 10/04/2023 22:00 - Unites States

Today, I accidentally super-glued my hand to my face while trying to fix a broken pair of glasses. I yanked it off in a panic, taking a patch of my face along with it. FML

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By fuck yuo - 01/09/2012 20:50 - Canada - Saint John's

Today, my clumsiness has reached such legendary proportions in my family, that when I visited my grandparents, I found they'd put stickers all over their glass doors, so I wouldn't have "yet another painful accident". FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2019 12:00 - United Kingdom - Swindon

Today, I was watching TV with my grandma. She was looking for the remote, blindly trying to put her hand into the sofa. Instead, she shoved her hand down the back of my pants. FML

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By KittyKat168 - 09/09/2016 09:34 - Germany

Today, I managed to spill Superglue on the one place you absolutely shouldn't spill Superglue. FML

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By princess - 08/09/2018 13:00

Today, I accidentally touched a hot pan and, like any normal person would, jerked my hand back. My mom saw, yelled at me for being a "prissy princess" and then proceeded to stick her whole hand on the hot pan for a full 5 seconds. FML

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By Username - 02/08/2011 02:46 - United States

Today, I found out how painful it is when your ceiling fan falls on you. FML

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By Staples - 15/05/2010 06:21 - United Kingdom

Today, I accidentally stapled my finger to a piece of paper. It hurt, but I took it out and went to restaple it. I did it again. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/04/2020 23:00

Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/07/2019 06:10 - Australia

Today, I was getting ready for a date, so to avoid stinky pits, I went to put some deodorant on. However, when I raised my arm to apply it, I almost sliced my hand off when I raised it right into the ceiling fan. FML

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By sad associate - 19/12/2016 01:51 - United States - Bastrop

Today, I swung my arm with a product in my hand, and the product flew out of the packaging and hit an old lady on her head. FML

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LittleRed79 39

Tuesday 16 May 2017 21:32

Looks like you've become a fixture around granny's house.

Exaspera 54

Tuesday 16 May 2017 20:34

Oh dear! I hope you tried nail polish remover to try to detach your fingers from the fan!

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RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 16 May 2017 20:10

At first, I read "fanny." That would be worse, but not as bad as if I were also British.

Exaspera 54

Tuesday 16 May 2017 20:34

Oh dear! I hope you tried nail polish remover to try to detach your fingers from the fan!

LittleRed79 39

Tuesday 16 May 2017 21:32

Looks like you've become a fixture around granny's house.

Talented73 54

Tuesday 16 May 2017 21:41

You know that no good deed goes unpunished.

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 16 May 2017 22:39

Instructions unclear, hand glued to ornate fan.

Lobby_Bee 17

Tuesday 16 May 2017 22:53

You did a fantastic job there. Keep it up.

WTF STFU 3

Wednesday 17 May 2017 19:09

Good thing you were not using your dong for a third hand.

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