FML : Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the...

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Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Erica - / Monday 8 July 2013 17:27 / United States - Mountain View

Love

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By ohcoolstorybro | 14

#5571191 - Monday 8 July 2013 10:50

Did you Say it back at least?!?

By perdix | 29

#5571213 - Monday 8 July 2013 10:56

So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.

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By ohcoolstorybro | 14

#5571191 - Monday 8 July 2013 10:50

Did you Say it back at least?!?

FlyingLeumer | 19

#5571275 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:23

"I think I love you, so whatre you so afraid of!" Possibly getting pushed off a cliff....

K410 | 18

#5571327 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:57

Still sounds like a better love story than Twilight lmao

CallMeMcFeelii | 13

#5571335 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 12:10

Twilight had the most epic love story ever! It had vampire/werewolf/Kristen Stewart/lonely hobo sex! How can you expect a better love story than that?!

rocketiquette | 19

#5571362 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 12:35

I hope he yelled "as you wish!!!!" before he went in the water...

Melix | 31

#5571426 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 01:03

Lets all hope that she said it back..

Soloman212 | 28

#5571481 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 01:37

87... I hate to be "that guy", but... That was inconceivably good.

jooyuschase | 5

#5571590 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 04:20

You may actually be dumb.

lexi365 | 20

#5571608 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 04:41

#77, please don't breed.

suboy | 10

#5571678 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 05:56

Someone help please. Im having a hard time remembering what 87 is referring to.

WestSoy | 9

#5571694 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 06:08

#156 It's the Princess Bride

ryan4723 | 18

#5571804 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 07:45

#77 Twilight is a horrible love story!

soullyfe | 29

#5571816 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 08:09

If that's what happens when someone tells her they love her, I wonder what she'd do if they proposed...

alstbv12 | 13

#5571897 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 09:13

#77 Sticking to the Princess Bride theme..."Booo! Booo! Boooo!"

andrew6p | 19

#5572015 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 11:09

This phrase has been overused! Try and come up with something new and better

By pwnman | 33

#5571192 - Monday 8 July 2013 10:50

Well OP, doesn't this mean that you deserved it? I do hope you said that you love him back.

ElementaryEdGuy | 18

#5571217 - Monday 8 July 2013 10:57

They both deserve it for being an idiot and going cliff jumping.

ShakeDisPlace | 10

#5571236 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:04

Love can be painful sometimes.

Dracoboxer357 | 35

#5571238 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:04

17- Funny, I thought more people died every year driving a car than jumping off a cliff. You aren't one of those idiots that actually has Driven one before, are you??? :p

Flowtastic | 16

#5571280 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:26

32 - did you ever think that's because more people are likely to drive than jump off a cliff? While 17s an idiot for their statement using "facts" like those doesn't help much.

Thundering_Jibbs | 13

#5571283 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:27

Strange that her first impulse was to try to murder him...

ElementaryEdGuy | 18

#5571295 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:35

32: Yes, and you're more likely to die of natural causes than cancer, but that doesn't mean you should smoke 16 packs of cigarettes a day.

ElementaryEdGuy | 18

#5571299 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:37

52: Since when am I more than one person? Their is the possessive pronoun for third person plural.

Dracoboxer357 | 35

#5571307 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:43

52- Of course I realized that, I wasn't citing actual, credible statistics. I was trying to make a point about being too quick to judge based on one activity in Op's life. Jumping off a cliff has killed someone before, so anyone that jumps off one Must be a suicidal idiot. But, since someone also once died driving a car, why....Anyone that also drives one must be an idiot too!!!....right?!? :p Nevermind, it was hardly worth the effort of explaining it after the first comment anyways. The fact I even bothered trying to probably helped me appear just as simple. :p

Dracoboxer357 | 35

#5571317 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:52

58- Lol, very true. :) However, I also don't cliff dive.....not a fan of heights. ;) Meant no offense btw. :) Cheers!

ElementaryEdGuy | 18

#5571319 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:52

Jumping off of a cliff is reckless regardless of how fun it is. It's very dangerous. While there's no guarantee that a car will not fail, nor is there one protecting you from other drivers, driving can be very safe and practical. Driving accidents are an unintended consequence of a virtually unavoidable task. Injury from cliff jumping is an unintended consequence of an avoidable task.

perdix | 29

#5571355 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 12:29

#68, I thought you were referring to jumping Cliff from Cheers! I read too fast, but that would have been a pretty good joke!

kikks_xx | 10

#5572179 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 02:52

#58 Cancer IS a natural cause.....

love_me_electric | 20

#5590024 - Sunday 21 July 2013 01:19

17 - more people die from cigarettes than heroin. That doesn't mean heroin is safe, it just means people are more likely to smoke cigarettes than take heroin.

By flashback.miss | 28

#5571193 - Monday 8 July 2013 10:51

So, that's the story you're sticking too... Well.. hopefully he forgives you, someday.

rocker_chick105 | 31

#5571281 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:26

Your picture gives me nightmates

geekpower_fml | 28

#5571326 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:57

*to

elk21dbm | 18

#5571561 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 03:20

I scroll past it quickly or cover it up with my hand *shudders*

ironichalibut | 24

#5571741 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 06:37

Those aren't lyrics! What song is that?

JimmyRustle25 | 6

#5573266 - Wednesday 10 July 2013 06:24

Should have replied with "Love hurts, but sometimes it's a good hurt and I feel like I'm alive"

By loldatssad | 12

#5571194 - Monday 8 July 2013 10:51

YDI.

mario2012 | 18

#5571205 - Monday 8 July 2013 10:54

There is a button that gets lonely at night that does the same thing. You may want to give it some company.

rosenkrieger223 | 21

#5571262 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:14

Seriously. If all you're going to say is "YDI", then just click the button. You really only need to comment if you're going to elaborate on why you think the OP deserves it.

FlyingLeumer | 19

#5571288 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:29

I think he's lookin for some badges....

Soloman212 | 28

#5571484 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 01:40

Too bad one of them involves not being buried.

Nicostream | 16

#5571960 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 09:57

BURN

padlarf | 14

#5572001 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 10:52

Badges? He ain't got no badges. He doesn't need no badges. He doesn't have to show you any stinkin' badges.

By xoamy906 | 25

#5571195 - Monday 8 July 2013 10:51

Are you angry he loves you or?

donkeykitty | 16

#5571257 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:12

or...or what? dont leave me like that!!

xoamy906 | 25

#5571564 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 03:25

That was still shitty on her part to push him off the cliff. What if he died?

Zebediabolical | 36

#5571574 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 03:41

#129: Then she could make up any story she wanted!

By jessBeAqueen | 13

#5571197 - Monday 8 July 2013 10:52

well now you dont have anything to worry about. I doubt he still has those feelings after that fall

Damian95 | 16

#5571467 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 01:28

"Hey! I know I just pushed you off a cliff, but I Iove you!!!"

By singer0421 | 32

#5571201 - Monday 8 July 2013 10:53

Are you afraid of commitment or did he say it too early in the relationship?

ItsAshley16 | 8

#5572157 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 02:16

Some people are just plain afraid of the word 'Love'. It's so misused in the word you really don't know if someone means it or not.

By DocBastard | 38

#5571206 - Monday 8 July 2013 10:55

Aaaaaas yooouuuu wiiiiiish...

Dinderdon | 20

#5571220 - Monday 8 July 2013 10:58

It's inconceivable!

ManInTheMachine | 19

#5571224 - Monday 8 July 2013 10:59

That word, you keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it means.

mario2012 | 18

#5571230 - Monday 8 July 2013 11:01

You three are awesome.

AholeCop | 11

#5571603 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 04:33

"I'm on the brute squad." "You are the brute squad."

hooligyn123 | 18

#5572697 - Tuesday 9 July 2013 09:51

Well if it all works out and he's OK, maybe he'll have fun stormin' the castle....

BellaBelle_fml | 23

#5574903 - Thursday 11 July 2013 08:51

It warms my heart to see that so many other people share in my love and appreciation for The Princess Bride. Hands-down, one of the very best movies of all time!