By Erica - 08/07/2013 17:27 - United States - Mountain View

Today, my boyfriend and I were out cliff jumping, when for the first time, he told me he loved me. I panicked and pushed him over the edge and into the water. He's now in hospital. FML
I agree, your life sucks 32 623
You deserved it 72 498

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ohcoolstorybro 14

Did you Say it back at least?!?

perdix 29

So, how does this story end? Did he forgive you or did he dump you? This is a real . . . *lowers sunglasses* cliff-hanger.


ohcoolstorybro 14

Did you Say it back at least?!?

"I think I love you, so whatre you so afraid of!" Possibly getting pushed off a cliff....

K410 18

Still sounds like a better love story than Twilight lmao

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Twilight had the most epic love story ever! It had vampire/werewolf/Kristen Stewart/lonely hobo sex! How can you expect a better love story than that?!

I hope he yelled "as you wish!!!!" before he went in the water...

Lets all hope that she said it back..

87... I hate to be "that guy", but... That was inconceivably good.

lexi365 20
suboy 10

Someone help please. Im having a hard time remembering what 87 is referring to.

WestSoy 9

#156 It's the Princess Bride

#77 Twilight is a horrible love story!

If that's what happens when someone tells her they love her, I wonder what she'd do if they proposed...

alstbv12 13

#77 Sticking to the Princess Bride theme..."Booo! Booo! Boooo!"

This phrase has been overused! Try and come up with something new and better

pwnman 33

Well OP, doesn't this mean that you deserved it? I do hope you said that you love him back.

ElementaryEdGuy 18

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17- Funny, I thought more people died every year driving a car than jumping off a cliff. You aren't one of those idiots that actually has Driven one before, are you??? :p

32 - did you ever think that's because more people are likely to drive than jump off a cliff? While 17s an idiot for their statement using "facts" like those doesn't help much.

Strange that her first impulse was to try to murder him...

ElementaryEdGuy 18

32: Yes, and you're more likely to die of natural causes than cancer, but that doesn't mean you should smoke 16 packs of cigarettes a day.

ElementaryEdGuy 18

52: Since when am I more than one person? Their is the possessive pronoun for third person plural.

52- Of course I realized that, I wasn't citing actual, credible statistics. I was trying to make a point about being too quick to judge based on one activity in Op's life. Jumping off a cliff has killed someone before, so anyone that jumps off one Must be a suicidal idiot. But, since someone also once died driving a car, why....Anyone that also drives one must be an idiot too!!!....right?!? :p Nevermind, it was hardly worth the effort of explaining it after the first comment anyways. The fact I even bothered trying to probably helped me appear just as simple. :p

58- Lol, very true. :) However, I also don't cliff dive.....not a fan of heights. ;) Meant no offense btw. :) Cheers!

ElementaryEdGuy 18

Jumping off of a cliff is reckless regardless of how fun it is. It's very dangerous. While there's no guarantee that a car will not fail, nor is there one protecting you from other drivers, driving can be very safe and practical. Driving accidents are an unintended consequence of a virtually unavoidable task. Injury from cliff jumping is an unintended consequence of an avoidable task.

perdix 29

#68, I thought you were referring to jumping Cliff from Cheers! I read too fast, but that would have been a pretty good joke!

kikks_xx 10

#58 Cancer IS a natural cause.....

17 - more people die from cigarettes than heroin. That doesn't mean heroin is safe, it just means people are more likely to smoke cigarettes than take heroin.

flashback.miss 28

So, that's the story you're sticking too... Well.. hopefully he forgives you, someday.

I scroll past it quickly or cover it up with my hand *shudders*

Those aren't lyrics! What song is that?

Should have replied with "Love hurts, but sometimes it's a good hurt and I feel like I'm alive"

There is a button that gets lonely at night that does the same thing. You may want to give it some company.

Seriously. If all you're going to say is "YDI", then just click the button. You really only need to comment if you're going to elaborate on why you think the OP deserves it.

I think he's lookin for some badges....

Too bad one of them involves not being buried.

Badges? He ain't got no badges. He doesn't need no badges. He doesn't have to show you any stinkin' badges.

or...or what? dont leave me like that!!

That was still shitty on her part to push him off the cliff. What if he died?

#129: Then she could make up any story she wanted!

well now you dont have anything to worry about. I doubt he still has those feelings after that fall

Damian95 16

"Hey! I know I just pushed you off a cliff, but I Iove you!!!"

Are you afraid of commitment or did he say it too early in the relationship?

Some people are just plain afraid of the word 'Love'. It's so misused in the word you really don't know if someone means it or not.

That word, you keep using it. I do not think it means what you think it means.

"I'm on the brute squad." "You are the brute squad."

hooligyn123 18

Well if it all works out and he's OK, maybe he'll have fun stormin' the castle....

BellaBelle_fml 23

It warms my heart to see that so many other people share in my love and appreciation for The Princess Bride. Hands-down, one of the very best movies of all time!

Wizardo 33

I just imagined him screaming 'I love yoooooooou' whilst plummeting towards the abyss, poor lad.

Murbles 6

For using "whilst" properly, you win the internetz :)

ciumegu 6

Hopefully he will understand that you were freaked out, and then you can work it out

I would not want to be with someone who pushes me off cliffs for saying, "I love you."

well since he is her boyfriend now, I'm assuming he's cool about it

assassinbanana0 20

Yes, because pushing him off a cliff is perfectly fine since she's his girlfriend.