Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
abort abort
Sun_Kissed18 25
Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you
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Comments (338)
AtoZandBeyond 0
That sounds awesome!
LordLayAlot 0
haha I'm speechless
berman765 0
all of irony & ivorys posts are great
Irony_and_Ivory 1
And berman765 is a genius. Just sayin'. ;p
PurpDOODE 0
EPIC FAIL.
BikerMike 0
Dump her ass and tell her to go ahead and kill herself. Then tell her that the world will be better place without ****** up ***** like her.
penizulaface 0
shes a ****** up **** for saying it or for feeling it?
doubleAbattery 0
If you're serious, you really should talk to an adult about it, this is a serious situation and it sounds like she needs help.
earthboundwish 0
Run while you still can!
Sigmund_fml 0
dump her immidiately, otherwise it gets worse
beccaboo92 0
wow that sucks. my bf is kinda like that too. =/ if u like her just stay with her n if u ever wanna break up, try to get her to dump u OR make sure one of her friends knos b4 u do it. that way once you do it they can keep an eye on her, make sure she doesnt jump off of any bridges. u mite actually wanna tell an adult too... ive delt with suicidal friends... it can get pretty serious.
honeydoodles 0
That's a tough situation. Best wishes to both of you.