Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
abort abort
Sun_Kissed18 25
Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you
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Comments (338)
amdm 0
lol Is her name Tara?
lologirl419 0
WIN. =D I thought no one knew Tara anymore?!
RadientxD 0
Aha Epic Win, if this guys name was Jase.....=D
ANTONKR 0
whos tara?
MidnightShadow 0
No one that will make your life any better. Otherwise known as the most hated and idiotic fanfiction writer on the planet.
Gillypants 3
if she kills herself, it could not possibly in no way shape or form be your fault. she makes her own decisions obviously, sooo... tell her she's crazy and you're not taking responsibility for her actions. and break up with her. now. because she CLEARLY is manipulative as hell, which is not something you want in a relationship.
MunkQoo 0
Uhh...
lol_cakes 0
Can I have a biscuit and some tea? I feel like a little sit-down. My knees are full of arthritis. I'm old.
turnedoffTVgrey 0
JUMPOFF. Seriously.
Tippssy 0
Dude! You get to kill a bipolar chick! You should be honored! Break up with her. Make the world better for us.
Irony_and_Ivory 1
You can't diagnose someone with bipolar disorder after reading four sentences about them. I can, however, "diagnose" you as an insesitive jerk after five.
penizulaface 0
bipolar; the two polars; extreme euphoria and depression. no part of this post shows that she could be the former pole.
Tippssy 0
I am an insensitive jerk. After being in a relationship with a bipolar girl for over a year and (very patiently) dealing with the depression and the cheating resulting from the mania and the cutting because she didn't wanna do her term papers, I don't really care anymore. They all need to stop, one way or another. It's pretty damn annoying.
AmazingAnna 0
**** you. I'm bipolar, and it's not something people can control. And cutting isn't that big a deal if they don't go too deep. So thinking he should let someone commit suicide just because they are bipolar makes you look like a ******* asshole
Htownmichigan 0
Ouch. Run like hell!!!!!!!
eehizle 0
hell does not run.
easrc 5
If you truly love her, you will be able to see through all of this and be happy together. I don't ask people out unless I know that I'd be willing to be committed to them forever.
epicFAIL7 0
lmfao. you picked an emo girl, didn't you?
Irony_and_Ivory 1
If she was "just" cutting, I'd say give her a chance. "Cutting" doesn't necessarily make someone crazy. But the fact that she threatened suicide if you leave her... Get out. She might be a good person (who under different circumstances would be an absolutely wonderful girlfriend), but now is not the time. She is clearly not in any place that she can handle a "romantic" relationship. If you can, try to get her some help. It's no fun to feel like a tattle-tale, but someone's life is worth more than your keeping your mouth shut.