Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
abort abort
Sun_Kissed18 25
Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you
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Comments (338)
Fetusface222 0
My Girlfriend did the same thing, are you sure your not me?
jdannyl 0
He's sure, he'd never lower himself to such poor grammar. GRAMMAR NAZI ATTACK!!!
Rouge_Plague 0
Grammar Nazis like us show superior use of the English language!
TheOtherNewest1 6
What a bunch of bullshit. You're not responsible for what she does. She sounds like a mental case. Run. (TWELFTH!! OMGZ)
sublime93 0
FAIL OMGZZ!
Hannah_Brooke 0
Dump her anyways. She doesn't have the balls to do it, and if she does, she's ******* stupid for wasting her life on something as stupid as a teenage boyfriend.
laughingman 0
then don't break her heart. alot of ppl out there wish for love like that. unless it's abandonment issues then it might not be love.. I should take some psych classes
PaigeCPony 0
If you're considering psych classes because you realize how woefully ignorant you are, then I agree. If you think you've got some sort of natural insight because you use terms like "abandonment issues", though, then you're totally wrong. Your advice was terrible. No offense; I'm not trying to hurt your feelings. But that was just an incredibly naive comment.
FaithX 0
Tell her family, and if you're in high school like I suspect you are, school counselors. Then run because she'll hate you for it, but if she matters at all to you it's the best thing you can do. That is of course, if this is even real.
SheriffBart 0
Don't be so ******* melodramatic. Dump her, OP. She says you're responsible for her death, but the rest of us say you get credit for it. The gene pool is better off without this whiny, emo ****.
name_less 0
wow. people on this site can be so mean.
DrunkenValor 0
Rofl. I doubt the OP could live with the guilt, wether he deserves said guilt or not, hence the FML.
Rouge_Plague 0
#48 is right.
LemonFairy 0
I'm with 48 here, only because people who actually have a problem with self-injury don't tell the first people they meet, mainly because it's a very shameful thing to most.
Fontario4 2
Actually some people do so that the person knows right away so they can decide if they want to stick around or not, instead of telling them later when you already like them, as a friend or more, so no.
VeganVampyre 27
Yeah, but telling them so they know isn't the same as telling them so you can control them with it... I've told every guy I've dated that I have depression and self harm issues right away but I would never dream of trying to put the blame and responsibility for it on them. This girl clearly has issues wayy beyond just being depressed/ self harming.
type1 3
tsk..tsk.. crazy bitch
laomaostu 0
she is kinda of crazy saying that
el_puncho 0
heh i tell you from experience, RUN!!!
ohcrapitskurt 0
at least **** her first than get out of there!
lonelyboy23 0
If you really like her, get her some help.
kukopia 0
Why does he have to 'really like her' to get her some help? She is calling out for help. Talk to a school councelor, or a priest, or a parent...