Miscellaneous: Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom....

By nightmarestonite - 16/12/2013 21:54 - Canada

Today, I was admiring a beautiful painting I had hung in my bedroom. My brother kindly pointed out that when flipped upside down, it takes the shape of a lunatic girl with bleeding eyes. Now I can't unsee it. FML

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By anonymous - 19/11/2023 15:00 - United States - Rochester

Today, it's been over a week since I started painting a mural on my bedroom wall. Turns out, I'm not as artistic as I thought, because my attempt at a serene landscape now looks more like a psychedelic nightmare. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/01/2012 03:54 - United States

Today, my friend showed me a creepy piece of artwork he'd drawn. I laughed and said that it would give me nightmares, meaning it as a compliment. Turns out, this one was in honor of his dead grandmother, who'd raised him. FML

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By Disturbed son - 16/09/2018 01:30

Today, my mother sent a picture that was meant for her husband. I cannot unsee what I have seen. FML

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By is cum a fruit or a vegetable? - 17/07/2015 17:50 - United States - Germantown

Today, my grandpa saw one of the paintings in the guest room at my house. "What the fuck?" he snorted, then said whoever painted it should "stick to their damn day job". I painted it. FML

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By brebre101 - 31/07/2011 09:05 - Canada

Today, I walked in on my brother performing voodoo on a doll with my picture taped to its face. FML

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By Bwberry - 29/11/2017 19:00

Today, I spent hours hand-painting an awesome design on a gift for a friend. My husband was supposed to assemble it when I finished, but when I stepped back to admire my work, he informed me that the whole thing was sideways. He watched me paint it. FML

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By Christopher Tobler - 26/04/2019 20:00 - United States - New York

Today, I found out that my mom paints, and that I was artistically represented in a painting, as Satan, in a painting made shortly after I told her that I was an atheist. FML

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Everyone's a critic

By Ouch - 23/04/2023 03:00 - United States

Today, I'm extremely disabled and by all means terrible at drawing, but I tried anyway. Sure enough, my drawings looked like shit, but I still took pride in them. That is, until my brother looked at one of them and said, "Wow! That's awful!" Thanks for pointing that out. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/01/2012 19:09 - United States

Today, it's my girlfriend's birthday. I presented her with an oil painting of her that I'd been working on for over a month, and she started to cry. I thought it was because she liked it, until she asked if she really looks that ugly and disproportionate in real life. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2015 13:44 - Canada

Today, I finished a big painting for art class. It's also the day my little brother decided it didn't have enough puke on it. FML

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parism143 28

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:36

Don't you just love siblings? :')

zoegirl_455 30

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:37

Hang it in your brothers room upside down and get a new painting

Comments

parism143 28

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:36

Don't you just love siblings? :')

JMichael 25

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:50

Unconditionally.

cakeandfilm 13

Tuesday 17 December 2013 1:37

I really wanna see this painting...

jay05_fml 4

Tuesday 17 December 2013 1:45

I'm curious as to what it looked like before she flipped it over

minesbiggerr 25

Tuesday 17 December 2013 4:42

#35 Maybe OP could make it her profile pic and then comment 0.o

bloodyinsane 3

Tuesday 17 December 2013 9:19

inunnun

Vintage_Cola 29

Wednesday 18 December 2013 4:40

Me neither!

boo_the_unicorn 5

Friday 20 December 2013 6:07

Yeah she should make it her profile picture

Biden_fml 13

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:36

Oh God

thejewishfuhrer 17

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:52

Only choice left is to gouge her eyes out.

Adeptasaurus 12

Tuesday 17 December 2013 1:24

Many painters were known for their emotional instability and use of art as a release. I think it sounds cool

\ 28

Tuesday 17 December 2013 1:47

It's secretly a manifestation of OP's inner self. Angel child; demon child.

Sir_ND_Pity 35

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:36

You should have known that buying The Scream was a bad idea :P

beaglegal 42

Tuesday 17 December 2013 22:15

....Did you even read the FML? It's not The Scream

SugarRush905 15

Monday 11 July 2016 2:17

beaglegal do you even know what a joke is?

hare 19

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:37

Wow at least you have a taste for art that's rare these days lol :)

Sports_guy3 28

Tuesday 17 December 2013 2:02

Not really...

happyevil 10

Tuesday 17 December 2013 10:11

Apparently not good art...

T9FTW 20

Wednesday 18 December 2013 11:21

I don't think OP wants a taste for a "lunatic girl with bleeding eyes".

zoegirl_455 30

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:37

Hang it in your brothers room upside down and get a new painting

rdenkewicz 11

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:37

Don't worry about it! All the best art has hidden meanings!

brainymes 30

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:37

Hidden message from the artist?

brainymes 30

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:39

Who makes a painting like that? What's more, how does one notice that?

MrSassypants 32

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:51

"Sis, I'm going to lay upside down on the sofa to watch television." "Don't be childish." *flips upsides down* "Oh hey, a lunatic girl."

ThatFancyPenn 18

Tuesday 17 December 2013 15:48

A lot of art is very ****** up. Stone our the things I've seen will never be forgotten.

sykokitti 15

Tuesday 17 December 2013 20:12

it's sad that you are so close minded, your world must be sooooo boring... smoke some ganja I think you need it...

RenoTheRhino 30

Tuesday 17 December 2013 0:40

Hang it upside down and put wrapping paper on it. Whoever is curious enough to unwrap it will get quite a treat.

CallMeMcFeelii 13

Tuesday 17 December 2013 3:09

But if they wrap it, it has the chance to turn right side up. So then OP would look like a nice person who gives away lavish paintings as gifts. OP can't look like a nice person! That's just plain ridiculous!