Today, I had a great time with a girl I liked. I asked her out and she said yes. She also said she cuts herself and if I ever broke up with her, I'll be responsible for her death. FML
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Today, the girl I've been seeing for just over a week casually let me know that she'll slash her wrists if I ever leave her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend if she had ever broken up with anyone. She said, "Yes. You." and walked off. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today, I told my mom I loved her and she asked if I was going to kill myself. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of one week is suicidal and crazy about me. She showed me that she'd carved her old boyfriend's name in her arm, and she threatened suicide if I ever left her. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend to prom. Instead of saying yes, she broke up with me. FML
Today, I caught my girlfriend cheating on me. Now she's threatening to kill herself if I don't forgive her. FML
Today, I proposed to the girl of my dreams. She asked me who I was, and maced me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 weeks gave me an ultimatum: marry her, or she kills herself. FML
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cherrybollosm04 0
abort abort
Sun_Kissed18 25
Break up with her right there! Thats so unfair for her to just put all of that pressure on you
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Comments (338)
Argretto 5
Red flag. RED FLAG. THE FLAG IS RED SIR
Eltobak 13
If shes serious and u still like here u atleast know to get her some help if u ever breaks up with her
sayyestothedress 24
Just tell her your in the mob or tell her you moved! Easy
NicoDiAngelo_fml 4
That's kinda how MY relationship works, but I don't plan on leaving the one I love
Vince_Masuka 12
Call her bluff.
FweakofCydonia 40
If you're really worried, please call the police. Better safe than sorry. A friend of mine had a similar situation. The cops ended escorting the girl to the hospital. The hospital assessed her and put her on hospital surveillance. The cops thanked my friend because she ended up being diagnosed with untreated schizophrenia, depression and suicide. She now takes daily medicine and seems to be doing ok now.
Ruskiy_Cherep 18
Welp, shes a keeper!
ItsThisGirl 17
Shit made me laugh, man.
pheizer01 10
Been there, done that. Break up with her, but remain close friends until the friendship just slowly dies out
candyndanny 10
if she is a cutter doesnt mean she will kill herself but most just cut n i think she just said that cuz um cutters dont tell ppl...