Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
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sweet2u22
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This is probably one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.
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jackassiddy
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I guess be glad she didn't say she was gonna beat you till you shit your pants?
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ShazzRandom
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Did you lose any teeth like you see on movies when people get knocked in the jaw? That's gotta hurt!
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Pabs24
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FALCON PUNCH.
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KelpForBrains
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8 - That comment was so bad I cut off my left nipple.
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Zackaray
| 0
Pretty drastic measures to go to for JUST seeing a bad comment, don't you think? I would have done something way less than that, such as slicing out my jugular. But cutting off your nipple!? That has to be too far.
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Damn_Hippster
| 11
Oh the irony. Although that kind of stuff happens to me as well.
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TheDeadlyTurtle
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Op: "screw u mom!"
Op's mom walks by:WTH??
Op's Mom: I can knock u out! Starts chuckling
Op: I can do it myself! Wham!
Op's mom starts running down hallway laughing.
Op's mom walks by:WTH??
Op's Mom: I can knock u out! Starts chuckling
Op: I can do it myself! Wham!
Op's mom starts running down hallway laughing.
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cumatmebro
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I haven't laughed this much in ages. :)
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ShazzRandom
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Kelpforbrains was it the same nipple that got caught in the trumpet case?
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CudIEpie
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Why would you do it yourself?
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crazychick1269
| 7
it was in a dream they didn't purposely do it
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jackassiddy
| 8
I guess OP thought " if you want something done right.."
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rciccone
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lmao ask mike aka the situation the same thing when he knocked himself out when fighting with ronnie
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jackassiddy
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^The three things that will get you automatically thumbed down for mentioning: Twilight, Justin Beiber, Jersey Shore. *thumbs own comment down for mentioning the unholy trinity*
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sweet2u22
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This is probably one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.
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HentaiBunny
| 4
I agree. It's so weird and hilarious.
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jackassiddy
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I guess be glad she didn't say she was gonna beat you till you shit your pants?
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Crazyjoe33
| 6
That would be a "shitty" situation...
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docscientist
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Fuck you, crazyjoe.
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Crazyjoe33
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What? Did you want to say it?
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MrSchneebly
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I hope you dont share a bed with anyone, they could end up in a bad way
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M0rt
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Considering how he dreams about his mom I think it's safe to say he sleeps alone
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Torva_fml
| 16
Last I checked cupcakes were slutty wanna-be muffins who wear too much frosting to try to cover up their blemishes. Muffins on the other hand... Are just beautiful.
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Jf770
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Lol!! Done that before o.o not the funnest thing ever:3
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Jf770
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Meh.
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geon_olam
| 17
yet it still caused you to "laugh out loud."
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Jf770
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I meant its not funny when it happens to yourself..
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Torva_fml
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I've been woken up by an intense orgasm thinking I was having a wet dream. It was dry.... I am still confused as to how it happened.
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GhostlyGhoulish
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Wait a minute, are you that guy that wrote the fml about how he was dreaming of bacon?
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twofirstnames
| 12
The things we do in our dreams..
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CassieMarieee
| 7
It's okay. Don't beat yourself up about it :)
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_011235813_
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LOL
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Outsider_77
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Very punny
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skinthesnakes
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A model child.
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Tvolsfan325
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what an idiot.
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castlebabii
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Who does that?
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jroxursox1
| 10
He was asleep.