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Did you lose any teeth like you see on movies when people get knocked in the jaw? That's gotta hurt!
8 - That comment was so bad I cut off my left nipple.
Op: "screw u mom!" Op's mom walks by:WTH?? Op's Mom: I can knock u out! Starts chuckling Op: I can do it myself! Wham! Op's mom starts running down hallway laughing.
I haven't laughed this much in ages. :)
I guess OP thought " if you want something done right.."
^The three things that will get you automatically thumbed down for mentioning: Twilight, Justin Beiber, Jersey Shore. *thumbs own comment down for mentioning the unholy trinity*
I guess be glad she didn't say she was gonna beat you till you shit your pants?
That would be a "shitty" situation...
**** you, crazyjoe.
What? Did you want to say it?
I hope you dont share a bed with anyone, they could end up in a bad way
Lol!! Done that before o.o not the funnest thing ever:3
Meh.
yet it still caused you to "laugh out loud."
I meant its not funny when it happens to yourself..
The things we do in our dreams..
LOL
Very punny
A model child.
what an idiot.
Who does that?
He was asleep.
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This is probably one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.
I guess be glad she didn't say she was gonna beat you till you shit your pants?