By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
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sweet2u22 9

This is probably one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.

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jackassiddy 8

I guess be glad she didn't say she was gonna beat you till you shit your pants?

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jaredjudd21 2

So while you were dreaming you punched yourself in the face woke up got knocked out then woke back up with a messed up jaw? Thats pretty amazing if you ask me.

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RebelYell14 4

Good thing you didn't tell her you were going to jump out a fourth-story window!

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Rinafbby 0

Omg thats so funny. I laughes for like 5mins straight!

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SMDhaterzFML 2

I dont even get up when the alarm goes off..

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strife1313 4

"how many lumps do you want?" awww three or four

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5t3ff1k4h 44

Whoa! Why do you have that bruise? What did you do? It's a long story, mom...

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jackdaniel61709 0

Ur a dumbass!!

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