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People probably wouldn't believe the wife's story due to the age old 'fell into the corner of a door' story.

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Chances are, people would just assume that the wife is trapped in an abusive relationship and defending her abuser. Such is the society in which we live.

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This happened to me with my ex boyfriend except I got a busted lip rather than a black eye. To save him the trouble of explaining when it was just an accident I said my dog jumped on me in the middle of the night. Even though he hit me in his sleep I didn't want people questioning it. It saved a lot of trouble.

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My S.O. flails in his sleep, often waking me up with an elbow in my face. Once, he actually punched me in the groin. He's never left a mark, of which I am grateful.

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People would probably think she's being forced to lie. Unfortunate, but true. You can never be too careful though

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I hear about people who know they're dreaming, but for me every dream is reality until I wake up. It would be cool to know you're dreaming.

Shadow boxing results in injuries OP. Next time get your wife to tie you down in bed with fuzzy handcuffs...

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I totally get this. My hubby has night terrors as a side effect that never went away from a medication he used to take. I have to wake him up all the time while he's thrashing around.

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I used to be a wife beater type of guy, but then I realized sleeveless was the way to go. I now only break out my wife beaters on certain occasions.

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8, how is OP technically a wife beater? It was a dream he had, I forget what the name of it is, but it is some kind of sleeping disorder

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That would only work if he went to sleep with a gun in his hand, in which case that would be a completely different problem

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