By Grubendol - 15/12/2011 17:30 - United States

Today, I had a dream in which I was arguing with my mom. In the dream, she threatened to hit me, and I told her I'd do it myself. I reared back and knocked the crap out of myself. I'm awake now, and my jaw still hurts. FML
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sweet2u22 9

This is probably one of the funniest FMLs I've ever read.

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jackassiddy 8

I guess be glad she didn't say she was gonna beat you till you shit your pants?

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sheethapins 13

If your mom has that kind of power over you even in sleep, I idolize her.

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yourlifesfucked 0

That's terrific. Made my day. Don't beat yourself up over it OP, we all have strange dreams. One time, I dreamed I was eating a sheep, and then when I woke up, my cat was missing.

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OliveLove67 5

And here comes the puns....

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BosmanJ 5

I once hit my stepfather when he tried to wake me. I was still asleep and it wasn't on purpose.

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forkphoe 0

I've done that before -__- instead of my mom though, it was my fourth grade teacher.

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Littlejohn224 0

I'm kicking my @$$, do you mind! (Liar Liar reference)

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Littlejohn224 0

I'm kicking my @$$, do you mind (Liar Liar reference)

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rubberduckie94 13

may be you should train to be the worlds first sleep walking boxer. just make sure you hit your opponent. I do weird things in my sleep too.

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