By Anonymous - 24/11/2015 13:17 - United States - Westborough

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Today, I was jerking off quietly so my roommates wouldn't hear me. In the middle of it, one of them sent me a screenshot of an error message on a porn site, asking if I was having the same problem. I guess I wasn't being so quiet after all. FML
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StiffPvtParts 43

Masturbate in front of them to show dominance.

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Batkid217 14
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that sounds like a bonding experience

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Spencyy 18
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Well did you help him?

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pjsr 32
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Roommates that jerk together stick together!

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Batkid217 14
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that sounds like a bonding experience

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Kiernan151 25
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more like a bondage experience

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gratunka 11
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tell em the error message was what you were flogging your mouse with.

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joeyl2008 29

were you having the same problem?

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StiffPvtParts 43

Masturbate in front of them to show dominance.

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Rawrshi 25

Synchronized fappage. Make it a competition!

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MariaGiovanni 25
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Haha reminded me of this movie called Y TU Mamá También and there's two best friends who do far competitions and at one point they lay on diving boards and see who can ahem shoot farthest into the pool. OP you can do it!

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Rawrshi 25

Fucking brilliant.

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olpally 32

Well that's awkward... Just ignore it and finish the job. Lol.

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PhoenixChick 26
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I guess I always thought dudes tried to ignore other dudes fapping sounds. I must have known more delicate dudes.

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Tripartita 44
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Maybe they know about your huge error message fetish and were trying to help you out, OP.

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Lalala579121 27
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The white screen of death.

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alex_gen 38
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Well, you're in your room, alone. You're either fapping or sleeping.

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Kiernan151 25
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not necessarily true, I'm in my room 70% of the time I'm home and my roommates know its because i watch a shot ton of netflix

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