Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mum was in a bad mood, so I tried to cheer her up by telling her I love her, and giving her a hug. She slapped me hard enough to leave a red, hand-shaped mark on my face, and told me to fuck off with my "sarcasm". FML
Today, my mother and I got into an argument, and she told me to go to my room. I refused, prompting her to slap the shit out of me. I'm 29, and she was visiting me at my own house. FML
Today, I said a few words to my mom that happened to be similar to something offensive, and she misheard. I tried to tell her, but she was so angry that she assumed I was saying more offensive things. Now she is punishing everybody in the house, and I’m not allowed to speak to her. FML
Today, my mom screamed at me to the point of tears, because it rained on her birthday. FML
Today, I was sitting in my room watching TV when I heard my mother obnoxiously yelling for the dog. Minutes later she stomped into my room, swatted me over the head, and yelled at me for not answering when she called. She actually got my name mixed up with the dog's. FML
Today, my mom got drunk and punched me in the nose, then yelled at me for bleeding on the carpet. FML
Today, I woke up early, went to the gym, then came home and showered. When I went into my room to change, my mom woke up and started pounding on my door, screaming about how lazy and useless I was for sleeping so late. When I tried to tell her otherwise, she grounded me for "talking back". FML
Today, as always, my mom slams every door she closes. I faint when I hear loud sounds. FML
Today, my normally very modest and prissy mom came home, pissed off about something. I asked her what was wrong, but she wouldn't say, and snapped at me to "fuck off." She then grounded me for "making" her use that kind of "vile language." FML
Today, my mom was screaming and throwing things at me and I didn’t know why. Then I checked the date. Her birthday was yesterday. FML
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
smack the **** back and tell her to pick up a ******* parenting book
pbruins84 20
In a lot of countries, that would be illegal.
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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15
smack the **** back and tell her to pick up a ******* parenting book
pbruins84 20
In a lot of countries, that would be illegal.
Emiweb 9
If this is a regular kind of occurrence, you need to get out of that environment ASAP. She may have given birth to you but she does not have a right to hit you or scream at you. Sorry if this is the case. I hope that it was a one off incident, at best.