Isn't it ironic, don't you think? - FML

Isn't it ironic, don't you think?

By Anonymous - 06/09/2019 20:03

Today, my mom complained that I was being too loud, and she smacked my head really hard. All while screaming at me. FML

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

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Friday 6 September 2019 20:58

smack the **** back and tell her to pick up a ******* parenting book

pbruins84 20

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Saturday 7 September 2019 17:20

In a lot of countries, that would be illegal.

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Cody Vertigo Bonthoux 15

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Friday 6 September 2019 20:58

smack the **** back and tell her to pick up a ******* parenting book

pbruins84 20

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Saturday 7 September 2019 17:20

In a lot of countries, that would be illegal.

Emiweb 9

Sunday 8 September 2019 12:14

If this is a regular kind of occurrence, you need to get out of that environment ASAP. She may have given birth to you but she does not have a right to hit you or scream at you. Sorry if this is the case. I hope that it was a one off incident, at best.

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