Today, I got to see my son's dream of being on television come true. Unfortunately, it was because he'd been arrested for trying to rob a bank. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my 17-year-old son attempted to rob the bank I work at while I was off shift. FML
Today, I saw my brother on TV after 3 years of no contact. He was being arrested on Cops. FML
Today, my sister was on television. It would have been great if she weren't being handcuffed for burglary. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, my son actually tried to get out of being arrested by claiming he was “an agent” and unless they let him go, his employers “from the government” would come looking for him and there would be “consequences”. The officers eventually got their breath back from laughing at him. FML
Today, my son is an idiot, but I tried to give him the benefit of the doubt by giving him a job as a cashier in one of my stores. Within half an hour, I was sent security footage from that store's manager showing my son on his phone, ignoring customers, picking his nose, and stealing money from the till. FML
Today, at the bank, my 8-year-old son decided to pull out realistic looking toy gun, and scream "FREEZE! Give me all your money!" The dim-witted bank teller pressed the silent alarm, and I was nearly arrested. FML
Today, my son paid the price for emulating his idols, aka the sub-human scum on Jersey Shore. He called me from jail and actually had the balls to try to guilt me into bailing him out, after he'd been arrested for punching his girlfriend at a liquor store. FML
Today, I found out my son's dad stole his unemployment card and took the money. My son was homeless at the time and using his dad's address for mail. FML
Today, my nineteen-year-old son attempted to mug me. With a screwdriver. FML
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hunterhound 0
great achievement
FreebirdIII 1
Did he get his entire 15 minutes?
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Comments (191)
ShakeMeDown 12
how much he get before he was caught?
OCDC 9
Doesn't matter, he obviously doesn't have it now.
ShakeMeDown 12
someone never got an allowance as a kid
parxxx 0
I didn't an allowance . . . oh sh*t
ironwords 8
boners your back!
just_a_dude_ 0
I always put robbers and druggies low on the naughty list. I mean, we've all stolen or smoked a lil weed right? it's those rapists and murderers I don't like. Not saying stealing and doing drugs is okay just... you know what nevermind.
antolenice_fml 1
No I didn't.
OCDC 9
Boners your front! Everywhere is unprotected!
RockstarRN 10
Desperate times call for desperate measures :(
griffindragon97 3
ur hot
cassywaffles 0
ha!
xenno92 3
on a positive note, unlike most people he achieved his dream on always wanting to be on tv
Ryanmatuszak 5
at least you can say something positive
hellogorgeous96 0
that my friend, has proven that your child has SOME sort of talent in life. he can get caught by the cops quicker than anybody else.